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  1. Oh, also: the heat's messed up on the coldest day EVER; classes were a record low; and my dresser broke. Twice. Did I win FML yet? 6:01 AM Nov 18th from web
  2. Going to bed dangerously depressed for the 2nd night in a row. Words: 22,284. 16,478 of that is shit I threw out. #nanowrimo #doingitwrong 5:58 AM Nov 18th from web
  3. @ianthealy No idea. I might head back to DC, or home to the beach, or do an around-the-world trip if I have the funds. Here's hoping. 5:55 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to ianthealy
  4. @abigvictory Welcome to my special hell. 5:49 AM Nov 18th from web in reply to abigvictory
  5. Heat's been on for 3 hours and yet, no heat. The shower's lukewarm. I'd shake my fist but I'm too busy rubbing my hands together for warmth. 3:32 AM Nov 18th from web
  6. Getting out of school for winter break a week early because of swine flu paranoia. That's right, kids: Disease is your friend! 8:32 PM Nov 17th from web
  7. Uh, to be clear, I'm talking about my contract here in South Korea, not a premeditated pregnancy. 5:00 PM Nov 17th from web
  8. Nine months and one week to go. Not that I'm counting. 4:59 PM Nov 17th from web
  9. @Kalli A branch of dyslexia that makes you turn letters upside-down? 5:37 AM Nov 17th from web in reply to Kalli
  10. Starting to write my 2800 words for tonight, because 10 PM's the perfect time to start the goddamn day. 5:04 AM Nov 17th from web
  11. Upgraded my look from bag lady couture to a simple mistake by replacing one too-big pair of jeans with another. Am I a fashionista yet? 3:48 PM Nov 16th from web
  12. Tonight: 2800 words and a nice sleep deficit for tomorrow. Can't tell if I'm back on track or cruising for a fail. #nanowrimo 8:21 AM Nov 16th from web
  13. @Knownhuman Damn, who did you have to kill for that invitation? And do they have any known associates I can bump off? 7:04 AM Nov 16th from web in reply to Knownhuman
  14. Sometimes you get the bear. And sometimes you forget to lesson plan for capturing the bear and get eaten in a bloody explosion of guts. 7:43 PM Nov 15th from web
  15. Falling asleep to the Chinese water torture serenade of a faucet leaking on unwashed dishes. It's like poetry that smells. 6:18 AM Nov 12th from web
  16. @ianthealy Still undecided on hosting. Sam and I hung out last weekend. Glad Nano's going well for you- I'm sulking at a blank page tonight. 5:39 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to ianthealy
  17. @ianthealy Way to go! :) 5:26 AM Nov 12th from web in reply to ianthealy
  18. Having a really hard time working on the novel. About to chalk this up to yet another failed effort. Which is how we winners think. 5:18 AM Nov 12th from web
  19. Hey, looks like I'm in a beta group for testing a new retweet icon! That'll show those kids who picked me last for dodgeball in 1995, right? 11:44 PM Nov 10th from web
  20. @Lithros Back in the day, I broke children, but not the ones I'd been hired to take care of... otherwise, yeah. 11:40 PM Nov 10th from web in reply to Lithros
  • Name Kat
  • Location Taebaek, South Korea
  • Web http://swim-paral...
  • Bio Rudderless hippie. Currently teaching English in South Korea and writing for NaNoWriMo.
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