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  1. http://twitpic.com/s8bbz - Up for 26.2 today! Brrr!! My nipples are like muskets, yo!
  2. I'd say Robin Williams fans have a 50-50 chance of making it to Heaven.
  3. I DID laugh at Robin Williams once: When his wife left him.
  4. There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think Robin Williams is funny, and those who graduated from high school.
  5. Robin Williams is on Charlie Rose tnite.
  6. Best friend a guy ever had? @Watson_Mark! Watch 4 him runnin the St Judes Marathon tmrw--I hear hes wearin neon green shorts&pink legwarmers
  7. I'm straight -- as that wall over there! But since Tiger is paying ppl to keep their mouths shut... I think I hooked up w him in '05 u guys!
  8. ...unless ur last name is Beasley. ... Stoopid family.
  9. If u wait til aftr age20to get married+wait til after ur married to hav a child+finish high school, ther is only8%chance u'll liv in poverty
  10. http://twitpic.com/s3n1z - Rabin's cartoon today.
  11. Little known fact: 53% of all statistics are made up on the spot you guys.
  12. http://twitpic.com/rwts0 - TOLD Dad he should turn that hat around... but nooo, he won't listen to meee.
  13. @michaellasley That was my #2.
  14. @Watson_Mark Sorry about ur kidneys! That sounds serious!
  15. Reckon Letterman will be doin any Tiger Woods jokes?
  16. The2of u who actualy read my crap here kno tht my '09 Resolutn was 2 rd a book a wk. OthrThanGettinTaylorSwiftPreg, IHavNoPlan4NxtYr. Ideas?
  17. What's the over-under on # of Tiger Woods jokes on SNL this week? SNL. They still have that, right?
  18. My new Ugg boots go great with EVERYthing you guys! Even shorts!!
  19. Stop any person on the street and ask them to name a living poet, a living painter, or a living composer. There will be complete silence.
  20. http://twitpic.com/rukdd - I am of course TOtally pullin 4 The Darkness! Bt if I'm being honest, this season has basically sucked.