SwimBikeRunDude
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- Up for 26.2 today! Brrr!! My nipples are like muskets, yo!
about 2 hours ago
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I'd say Robin Williams fans have a 50-50 chance of making it to Heaven.
about 15 hours ago
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I DID laugh at Robin Williams once: When his wife left him.
about 15 hours ago
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There are two kinds of people in the world: those who think Robin Williams is funny, and those who graduated from high school.
about 15 hours ago
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Robin Williams is on Charlie Rose tnite.
about 15 hours ago
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Best friend a guy ever had? @! Watch 4 him runnin the St Judes Marathon tmrw--I hear hes wearin neon green shorts&pink legwarmers
about 15 hours ago
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I'm straight -- as that wall over there! But since Tiger is paying ppl to keep their mouths shut... I think I hooked up w him in '05 u guys!
about 20 hours ago
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...unless ur last name is Beasley. ... Stoopid family.
about 21 hours ago
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If u wait til aftr age20to get married+wait til after ur married to hav a child+finish high school, ther is only8%chance u'll liv in poverty
about 21 hours ago
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- Rabin's cartoon today.
about 23 hours ago
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Little known fact: 53% of all statistics are made up on the spot you guys.
8:54 AM Dec 3rd
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- TOLD Dad he should turn that hat around... but nooo, he won't listen to meee.
6:45 PM Dec 2nd
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@ That was my #2.
6:35 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to michaellasley
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@ Sorry about ur kidneys! That sounds serious!
6:35 PM Dec 2nd
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in reply to Watson_Mark
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Reckon Letterman will be doin any Tiger Woods jokes?
6:33 PM Dec 2nd
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The2of u who actualy read my crap here kno tht my '09 Resolutn was 2 rd a book a wk. OthrThanGettinTaylorSwiftPreg, IHavNoPlan4NxtYr. Ideas?
4:09 PM Dec 2nd
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What's the over-under on # of Tiger Woods jokes on SNL this week? SNL. They still have that, right?
2:49 PM Dec 2nd
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My new Ugg boots go great with EVERYthing you guys! Even shorts!!
12:10 PM Dec 2nd
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Stop any person on the street and ask them to name a living poet, a living painter, or a living composer. There will be complete silence.
10:07 AM Dec 2nd
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- I am of course TOtally pullin 4 The Darkness! Bt if I'm being honest, this season has basically sucked.
9:09 AM Dec 2nd
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- Name Shannon Beasley
- Location Paragould, Arkansas
- Web http://beasley.wo...
- Bio I swim. I bike. I run. I teach college. I clock beats. I'm slower than you. I promise. In '08 I was voted Worst Athlete in History of World.
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