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Finally spent some time getting to know the Blurb bookmaking program. That thing has got some crazy smart guts:
9:44 AM Dec 14th
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Salted sidewalks make me crave the taste of a soft pretzel while complaining about the performance of a mediocre local sports franchise.
9:14 AM Dec 14th
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Overheard at Lowes, guy in a turtleneck: "It appears as though there's a family of racoons under my porch. What do you recommend?" A condo?
10:26 AM Dec 12th
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Oh it must be Saturday morning, Scott Simon is laughing heartily while interviewing a feisty old man with an English accent
8:37 AM Dec 12th
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Man, when China Grove comes on the radio I just want to join a boxing gym or something.
3:11 PM Dec 10th
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Any Mac users out there have a copy of Leopard 10.5 you're willing to part with? I'll give you a new Snuggie in exchange.
2:06 PM Dec 10th
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Forty days of photos from my commute:
12:38 PM Dec 10th
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I always keep a little coconut milk in my pantry, that way when I'm making a flan I can add a little to it, for some real "wow."
4:57 PM Dec 9th
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Every year, thousands of grandparents are traumatized by TransSiberian Orchestra Christmas songs. Please compose your playlists accordingly.
9:35 AM Dec 9th
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Hipsters vs. Hasids on Williamsburg bike lanes. This should be settled w/ something festive, like a pie eating contest
6:45 PM Dec 8th
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Walk into a Radio Shack, look around incredulously and then ask what year it is. When they say 2009, you say "Hey thanks, Grandpa."
3:57 PM Dec 8th
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ARCTIC ONSLAUGHT 2009, whereby a rogue pocket of supercooled air launches an aggressive incursion into defenseless civilian neighborhoods.
12:55 PM Dec 8th
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At our next staff meeting let's try something different, like eating Cheetos and watching episodes of ALF.
12:40 PM Dec 7th
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The thing about roller derby is, ELBOWFACE
6:27 PM Dec 5th
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@ I'm doing all my Christmas shopping on regretsy.com
12:10 PM Dec 5th
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When I get in an elevator with a guy wearing a novelty tie, I wonder if the last thing I'll see before I die is Taz bursting through fabric.
4:41 PM Dec 4th
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Excellent, takes the pain out of Etsy art searches RT @ Checking out ton of goodness.
11:02 AM Dec 4th
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Gordon Lightfoot just breezed into my playlist like sunset over a wheat field.
9:25 AM Dec 4th
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RT @: Significant milestones in every Jewish male's life: bar mitzvah, wedding and the day his electric nasal hair trimmer
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1:56 PM Dec 3rd
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Possible outcomes of the App that makes your iPhone sound like a dog's squeaky toy:
10:52 AM Dec 3rd
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- Name Sloan Schang
- Location Portland, Oregon
- Web http://www.swelld...
- Bio I told her I'm currently baby neutral. Baby neutral? You can't be baby neutral. There's no such thing as baby Switzerland.
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