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  1. @davecormier But to even be in the company of James and his giant peach... that's trippy. Me and Roald. Yup. (blink) (blink)
  2. @davecormier It fluctuates.. yesterday it was #200th of all books. Bought a Lamborghini. The next day it was #1900th. Took it back.
  3. @palinode That gives @schmutzie Halifax proper. We'd be like the three evil Kryptonians in Superman II. Except we'd be sweet and obliging.
  4. @Neilochka Starting out a tweet with "Don't get nervous, but..." is enough to make me nervous. Thoroughly rattled by your tough-nut mother.
  5. @threeandholding Really? You're not just saying that because my mother found out where you live, are you?
  6. @finslippy @cribchronicles Canada's tea, beer, moral depravity and twizzlers are vastly superior. The television is not.
  7. @scarbiedoll Embarrassment is a sign that something needs to be shared. Unless it's to do with sex, money, or poop. Or all three.
  8. @molchase A moose will be happy to chew on tree bark, berries, grass and unruly toddlers.
  9. @finslippy It'll be distributed in real-live US stores in spring. Still, CDN Amazon is where all the cool kids hang out. The doob is better.
  10. @finslippy When you order from Canadian Amazon you get a free moose with every three books. Limited-time offer.
  11. @palinode New Germany is MINE. ALL MINE. Barss Corner will follow shortly after that. And then New Ross. And then THE WORLD.
  12. @2shadows @Alisondownunder It was a good review.. leave it to @wwbhjd to have an interesting take. And to call me weird. Pot/kettle etc.
  13. @babutterscotch So what you're saying is you dig maggot sandwiches and reckless speed? You're my kind of girl.
  14. @ewiller Sneaky pirate-lover you. High five. Note to self: change name to Aaron Aadamson.
  15. @scarbiedoll Should I be touched or nervous? It is a good fire-lighting or an incensed one? Breath is bated.
  16. Then again, #1 in NS bestsellers is "Scotch Gaelic For Dummies" and #2 is "Chicken Soup For The Scallop Dragger's Soul". Still.
  17. Apparently, the Dread Crew is #3 in Nova Scotian bestsellers, above the guy who won the Giller prize. My mother is snickering.
  18. In which BHJ reviews my book and calls me weird and my mother was right: it takes one to know one. http://tinyurl.com/ydqr76s
  19. @cribchronicles You know you want to play The Gruffalo. Terrible tusks, terrible claws, terrible teeth in his terrible jaws. Dylan Schmylan.
  20. @2shadows @thordora I love Vicks Vapo-Rub. It makes me cool.