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Magnificent. The garden draped in its snowy cloak. So it's wellies & a coat to get to the shed, instead of slippers & a smoking jacket.5:25 AM Dec 22ndfrom mobile web
Can *anyone* walk carefully on an icy pavement and still look cool ? I look like an old man who's just filled his adult diaper. #FYI4:28 AM Dec 21stfrom web
@eBeth It is the *ultimate* gift for festive cheer. But you've warmed my cockles. In fact they're positively throbbing. Thank you !4:25 AM Dec 21stfrom webin reply to eBeth
Just got my Zombies 'Odessey and Oracle' collector's edition... Colin Blunstone's voice is unicorn's tears in honey. #metaphorFAIL4:13 AM Dec 21stfrom web
@ladyloki Fucking Deftones rule ! I'm going to put on Digital Bath right now. You are my inspiration. Not afraid to rock before lunch, too.3:39 AM Dec 21stfrom webin reply to ladyloki
Englishness: thinking lady sitting next to me was wearing a burkha, realising she was just wrapped up on a cold day, then feeling guilty.3:32 AM Dec 21stfrom web
@eBeth [looks around nervously] Who ? Me ? I was sure I paid the money back... Returned the CDs ? Apologised for drunken outburst ?3:14 AM Dec 21stfrom webin reply to eBeth
Still ridiculously overjoyed at Xmas no. 1. I went away for a bit and the internet did something brilliant. Typical.3:05 AM Dec 21stfrom web