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  1. @avriette I have no idea what to say to that.
  2. @canadianEfan94 Really? You know for a fact that Ellen has never used drugs? You must really be a stalker. You're what, 15?
  3. @eXxy Don't use Parallels. VMWare Fusion is significantly faster and more stable.
  4. Flipping through twitter timeline and I am seeing visions of Scalia that aren't there. Dear god I need to sleep.
  5. @WreckTheLaw To be expected at this point.
  6. Fox News host: Americans not genetically "pure" because they marry "other species", ethnicities http://tinyurl.com/lhy97a (via @WreckTheLaw)
  7. So, who here has played BF1943 yet? Thoughts? Criticisms? Should I drop everything and pick it up?
  8. @LegalCookie Ah. I figured it was a LotR reference.
  9. @canadianEfan94 Welcome to the real world. People have different opinions than you. What makes you think yours should be imposed on others?
  10. @LegalCookie hobbitses?
  11. @canadianEfan94 Who are you and why are you talking to me?
  12. Does anyone watch Gordon Ramsey's F-word? Is Kerry from Liverpool retarded? Seriously.
  13. You'd think the art institutes culinary school commercials would showcase food that actually looks good, not like 2-year olds plated it.
  14. I cannot begin to describe how excited I am for Brüno coming out this week.
  15. Creepiest twitter page ever: http://snipr.com/mc0rn. Disturbing cyberstalker is disturbing; attacking anyone critical of Ellen on twitter.
  16. @canadianEfan94 Who are you, and why are you reading my tweets? Ellen must be an alien. Real people's pupils don't get that small.
  17. Has anyone seen Ellen DeGeneres' cover girl commercial? Is she high? Her pupils are like...nonexistent. It's super creepy.
  18. The best laid plans...
  19. Woot google voice set up complete!
  20. Wow the FSOT is harder than I expected.