Swannyg66
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i've just got into a taxi that has 'mug the stupid foreigner' written all over it. goodbye cruel world...
about 13 hours ago
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there's things that i regret...like being called a nervous wreck and working up another sweat for you...
4:07 AM Nov 25th
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300 miles on a harley davidson, great white sharks and whales. not the worst day that!apart from sunburnt hands!
12:20 PM Nov 24th
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...and maybe also those rare japanese films i got from fat larry at the pub last year, they make me puke in my mouth a little anyway.
5:22 AM Nov 24th
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right i've decided i want a house in cape town. i just have to sell my luxury property portfolio in skegness..
5:21 AM Nov 24th
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cape town is beautiful, and in my opinion pips bracknell in the worldwide beauty spots
8:09 AM Nov 23rd
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i'm worse at arrows than i was at chatting up suzie stevens, the girl from the year above with massive boobs when i was twelve
10:21 PM Nov 21st
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following taylors continuing darts domination, i'm pleased to report that my three dart average has moved up to fourteen.
10:10 PM Nov 21st
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Bres could not be a more ridiculously bad sniper on call of duty. "low profile" does not mean spray machine gun and lob hand grenade Tim
6:30 AM Nov 21st
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my 'seafood desire' dish tonight turned out to be left over fish heads and arses in a ropey tomato soup. why didn't i have steak. F's sake!
1:04 PM Nov 20th
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...as is the dress sense of the locals. T shirts tucked into to jeans with running trainers? retro
3:59 AM Nov 20th
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joburg is more like manchester today weather wise. however the standard of music appreciation is considerably lower..
3:58 AM Nov 20th
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oh dear, little old morgs is a broken man seeing as the irish aren't going to the world cup, but the mighty england are hot favourites!
3:26 AM Nov 19th
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me and cookie are watching family guy seeing as we were deemed too excitable to visit the lion cub park...
8:05 AM Nov 18th
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sashimi and chips, one of the more maverick combinations i've gone for recently
2:09 AM Nov 18th
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am consoling myself with the thought that it's jimmy he\she is chasing
6:03 AM Nov 17th
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a first for me today, i'm being stalked round sandton by a ladyboy, an actual ladyboy. you can see the adams apple and everything
6:01 AM Nov 17th
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Just been to watch inglorious basterds again, what a film!
12:14 PM Nov 16th
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strawberry milkshake means a happy me. i'm sure i'm regressing back to childhood, i'll be picking my nose and eating it next
3:40 AM Nov 16th
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for my trip to the ground today i will be mostly listening to...the charlatans
12:56 AM Nov 15th
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- Name Graeme Swann
- Location Nottingham
- Bio i play cricket, i'm in a band, and i recently stopped wetting the bed! oh and i'm funnier than jimmy anderson
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