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  1. You'd think that someone in the Mushroom Kingdom would at least have a backed up toilet or burst pipes. about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. Once you get a Sartre expert in your life they never leave. 11:11 AM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  3. When life gives you lemons, forget the lemons and make mixed drinks where every ingredient has alcohol. 8:01 PM Nov 28th from Birdhouse
  4. Here's another "I'm dressing up for the delivery guy" tweet because the pathetic must stick together. 6:33 PM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  5. I do not get into arguments about counterintuitive hair. It's a rule I have. 9:39 AM Nov 28th from Twitterrific
  6. "Why hello stranger! Imma gonna ramble 'bout incomprehensible pop philosophy that'll keep you from talking to that guy smiling at you." 7:54 PM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  7. It's almost like you didn't even notice my shoulders express my mood, my disdain of lottery tickets, and a discussion on irrational numbers. 4:19 PM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  8. My friends now make a big deal out of signs that use Papyrus. Technically they're making fun of me, but I'm happy. 9:01 AM Nov 27th from Birdhouse
  9. Great. Now my landlord has seen my "my liver is getting his revenge" face. Now I'll never convince him to install a draft beer system. 6:24 AM Nov 27th from Twitterrific
  10. Take it from me, don't drink with people who have issues with competition. 9:42 PM Nov 26th from Twitterrific
  11. It may seem like a smashing idea at the time, but you should never mess with the recipe for deviled eggs. Like adding guac or hoisin sauce. 10:35 AM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  12. Appearently we're calling wine mixed with vodka and rum as "The Aucutt". 9:51 AM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  13. The secret to getting cannolis for Thanksgiving is to buy so many that you get sick of them before the box is empty. I got 80 for 13 people. 10:44 AM Nov 25th from Twitterrific
  14. Ugh. Late night dancing hangover, amirite? 7:02 AM Nov 25th from Birdfeed
  15. Oh you know, just singing showtunes and dancing to an audience of pillows. Typical Tuesday night. 9:31 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  16. It's only a hallucination if someone calls you out on it, Captain Hook-made-out-of-bread-and-nipples. 5:03 PM Nov 24th from Birdhouse
  17. I got a mystery sucker once. I hoped for an adventure on a stick. It was orange. That was the last time I lived on the edge. 9:44 AM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  18. I SAID WINE ME. 7:56 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  19. Yeah I went there. I've been waiting to reference Event Horizon FOR YEARS. 1:06 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific
  20. ...Aaannndd I just heard the dance remix of "Whatcha Say". It was like being in the movie Event Horizon. LIBERATE TUTEMET EX INFERIS! 1:02 PM Nov 23rd from Twitterrific