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  1. The approval of the #GM asset sale is the most unsurprising conclusion since the ending of "The Village."
  2. @duanemoody That says a lot more about the fucked-upness of the Italian Greyhound rescue than the idea of adoption over breeders, though.
  3. @duanemoody There are rescue leagues for every kind of dog and cat, though, always looking to place homeless pets of a specific breed.
  4. I don't understand how anyone can get a pet from a breeder w/so many dogs & cats in shelters & rescue programs. Want a great pet? Adopt!
  5. Just filled out an adoption application on what would be a third cat. Kind of unplanned, but the kitty suckered me into it.
  6. 5 Media Myths Debunked by Michael Jackson's Death: http://bit.ly/TdkEv
  7. We've resolved to cook at home on weekends, and to start buying only organic food, because pesticide-free *IS* better for you.
  8. Apparently, I'm whipping up blueberry and white chocolate chip ice cream tonight. Anyone want some?
  9. More details about #Palin's #Housegate--Federal investigation started under BUSH administration last year: http://bit.ly/gWc9A
  10. RT @chapel976 Palin to be indicted in Housegate? http://bit.ly/BDMwY
  11. Twitter helps travelers out when they're in a jam: http://bit.ly/t16yL
  12. For special effects, they "shaked the camera while people bounced around, just like the original Stark Trek!" #MegaShark
  13. In the special features, Gibson talks about "keeping it as realistic as possible." LOLZ #MegaShark
  14. And...that's it. Apparently, a sequel is in the works, involving a giant sea horse vs. a mega lobster. No, really: http://bit.ly/wUTBP
  15. The #MegaShark vs. Giant Octopus final battle scene is almost as realistic as anything in Transformers: ROTF. Almost.
  16. Abandon ship? On a submarine? Uh...what? #MegaShark
  17. Thousands dead! San Francisco has been eaten by a #MegaShark! (digested parts of San Francisco not shown)
  18. #MegaShark can swim 500 knots...or 575 MPH. And it just ate part of the SF Bay Bridge in a scene of the Worst. Special. Effects. EVAR.
  19. Debbie Gibson, fake Japanese guy, and Irish-cum-Scottish-guy have made #MegaShark pheromone. How? They're super-scientists, that's how.
  20. There's now a scene "in the lab" that's simply...well, it's certainly stock! #MegaShark