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  1. @MatrickSwayze Amazing that this person has a normal job. You *should* find a way to make her name rhyme with Dahmer.
  2. @MatrickSwayze. Amazing that this person has a normal job. You find a way to make her name rhyme with Dahmer.
  3. Quiet nights with cool breezes...thanks for peeking your head around the corner, Fall. I missed you.
  4. When my iPod behaves like 18 century technology (in terms of speed), it makes me want to fix it in an old fashioned way...with a hammer.
  5. No...sleep...til ________
  6. @Inner_Chi see you there, fruitypants
  7. @MatrickSwayze how is it that all of those bands have names that sound like sexual terms from douchebaggery 101?
  8. Yeah relaxing Sunday. Mowing is for lames - I'm aiming to turn the whole yard into protected wilderness.
  9. @Inner_Chi printed mine last night...on photopaper..so I can gaze at them and imagine all the amazing idiots I get to observe
  10. Losing weight can be more difficult when you're fat.
  11. Ftw; can't sleep and it's not because Im having am amazing, neverending sort of night. I need to be a cartoon and get hit with an anvil.
  12. Yeah Wings.
  13. About to enjoy a night of neverending ,"Why's," AKA, babysitting my niece and nephew
  14. @Inner_Chi Done and done. There's no way that shirt could make me look anymore silly than the hordes of nitrous zombies you're going to see
  15. @Inner_Chi that's because it is. :-) It was my valentine to the world. I might make a shirt with that design for rothbury.
  16. I will most likely be completing phase one of our rothbury shower this weekend. Phase two involves direct testing with dirty wookies.
  17. currently convincing people to take money from my employer
  18. @Mjhunt fucking sweatpants...it must be a reverse curve: all of those cheerleader archetypes wear them with logos emblazoned on their ass
  19. Is part of growing old an increasing tendency to talk endlessly like an expert about things one knows nothing about?
  20. @murph1rp yeaaaaah vibe - tell me...have you ever had paint issues with yours? just trying to make a list of things to watch out for