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I instantly regretted that second slim jim. But I just had to snap it to it.
OH YEAH!8:53 PM Jul 1stfrom Tweetie
Billy Mays is not my lover
He's just a guy who claims that it is the one
But OxyClean is not my cleaner
He says iiit is the one...1:12 PM Jun 29thfrom Tweetie
Billy Mays death has impacted me much more than Jackson's. But then again I do clean with oxygen quite a bit.12:33 PM Jun 29thfrom Tweetie
hurrah inward gusset.
alone curtsy mangel inward!
chump locum golosh alone.
limp ago cargo fuse!
Best Spam Email EVAR, it goes on for pages2:29 PM Jun 28thfrom Tweetie
I squash javascript bugs like Godzilla squashes innocent Japanese people.3:23 PM Jun 17thfrom Tweetie
I have a game I play when browsing.
I wait for a website to have an "Install Silverlight" button and then I see how fast I can close it.4:55 PM Jun 16thfrom Tweetie
What has CNN's coverage of Iran's election taught me?
That Iranian girls are hot when they're angry.10:45 AM Jun 16thfrom Tweetie
