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  1. It's Memorial Day, and I'd like to remember where I put my keys last night. 7:02 AM May 25th, 2009 from web
  2. @danecook made a funny for once! "Lady Gaga is like sour milk. You know it's not good. But you still wanna smell it just to make sure." 8:18 PM May 19th, 2009 from web
  3. #Kobe has more points, but Chris Anderson has more tattoos. So hard to decide who's the winner! #nbaplayoffs 8:16 PM May 19th, 2009 from web
  4. Dear #iPhone, is there an #app for that time I got tetanus from a chimp bite? 8:13 PM May 19th, 2009 from web
  5. The new #prius commercial is like Ann Geddes threw up all over my TV 8:11 PM May 19th, 2009 from web
  6. Chef recommends! textsfromlastnight.com 9:07 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  7. Karma's a bitch. So is Becky Wilson for telling me this. 8:09 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  8. I want it to rain so I can set up an overhead video camera to film me shouting "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" 7:58 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  9. #Pizza Hut, have your marketing department give me a call. I have some kickass ideas. 7:42 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  10. Looking at the #Domino's #Breadbowl #Pasta makes me want to #vomit 7:40 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  11. Being vague is so much better than that other thing. 3:36 PM May 18th, 2009 from web
  12. #3turnoffwords Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it burns! 8:13 PM May 17th, 2009 from web
  13. #3hotwords Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg! That's hot! 8:09 PM May 17th, 2009 from web
  14. #3turnoffwords I have theclap 8:08 PM May 17th, 2009 from web
  15. I finished Angels & Demons only out of respect for the tree that died so such a stupid, stupid book could live. 6:30 PM May 15th, 2009 from web
  16. #confession -- i secretly dream of becoming a lentil farmer. it can't be that hard, right? and you could eat lentils anytime you wanted! 3:36 PM May 15th, 2009 from web
  17. #confession -- i love blind melon 3:35 PM May 15th, 2009 from web
  18. #whyitweet ok not really i am actually in it for the money. wanna buy a watch? 3:34 PM May 15th, 2009 from web
  19. #whyitweet because i am a steaming hot bowl of awesome and my thoughts deserve to be shared 3:34 PM May 15th, 2009 from web
  20. Thor was once challenged to a drinking contest where he caused tidal changes trying to drink up the ocean. #thorthursday 9:01 AM May 14th, 2009 from web