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@sadcox "george is getting angry. This is upsetting george"about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to sadcox
A good husband may get his wife a new bathing suit or sunglasses in anticipation of their vacation. @kvandyke you get a new radiator. Enjoyabout 5 hours ago from UberTwitter
@DustyOverby no arbys yet this week but I do have a stack of them printed out. The fat kid in me is begging me to use themabout 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to DustyOverby
@sadcox just to let you know @adamslack had me at hello. He had me at hello.about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to sadcox
@adamslack oh how I love your subtle attempts at humor. You're getting there. Keep practicing, you'll eventually make someone giggle.about 6 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to adamslack
@adamslack unlike some people I know my "baldness" is by choice. But don't worry your receeding hair line is distinguishingabout 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to adamslack
@jfloyd so the question is a fight between me and chuck norris who wins?about 10 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to jfloyd
Oh @jfloyd and @bupperoni I forgot it was national pick on @svandyke day. Humiliation is the sincerest form of flattery.about 11 hours ago from UberTwitter
@jfloyd feeling like me? well rested, handsome and witty. Must be nice to be me :)about 11 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to jfloyd
@sadcox drunk on love. When that doesnt work...Captian Morgan does the trick. Gotta run, bottle running low.about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to sadcox
@sadcox it's not possible to bottle pure awesomeness. There's no made-made container that can hold it all in.about 12 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to sadcox
RT @couponkatie: August Issue of First for Women features a familiar face on page 84 http://bit.ly/2IG3Aabout 12 hours ago from TweetDeck
The T&C in the shop tomorrow for tune up. Means @kvandyke will be cruising in the green beast. Which means hot mom in jeep...no A/C sorry :)12:32 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
Geez @regionstellerlady is it really that big of a deal to deposit those checks separately even if I don't have deposits slips?12:28 PM Jul 13th from UberTwitter
GSP just went 5 rounds with alves and smothered him the entire time #ufc1008:49 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
GSP and Alves ready to go #ufc1008:16 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
Henderson just knocked out bisping with a devistating right in the 2nd round #ufc100 @davesagraves8:09 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
@knoxgirl75 ok next fight me and your hubby can go to hooters and you can hang with @kvandyke and explain why its cool to let the huddies go5:00 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter in reply to knoxgirl75
Netbook purchase asus n270 for @kvandyke. After the past 3 days she has had she deserved somthng shiny & w/out kid fingerprints all over it4:58 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter
UFC update (as if u care) @tvandyke succesfully bartered his portion of the cost in baby & dog sitting servcs.I actaully made $ on this deal4:50 PM Jul 11th from UberTwitter

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