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  1. @anamariecox Boo. Go hit an airport bar in protest?
  2. There needs to be a way to read a book, listen to an audiobook, and watch a documentary all at the same time. Get on that, scientists!
  3. @stevebeste Shelters are never a bad idea, are they?
  4. One of the people for whom I'm housesitting told me she was saving the hard liquors for special occasions. #ApparentlyILookLikeAnAlcoholic
  5. @Ali_Davis I refuse to understand anything written in this way. I just cited you as a source in my term paper, damn it. #ELVESRULE
  6. Is there a way to politely decline giving somebody your number?
  7. RT @Strwbrry_Blonde: have we all decided on a DC snow panic hashtag yet? this is important, people.
  8. RT @Aimee_B_Loved: Hello new followers. I can't wait until I get to drunk tweet at you.
  9. RT @sarah_haskins: New TWN! http://bit.ly/8HO1P7 // "Are my boobs jealous of my butt?"
  10. @lovethebay Here you go. G.O.B.: "I will turn this $100 bill into 100 pennies!" #ADQuotes
  11. @Coexistent Why were you drinking last night? I mean, I was too. And then I was hit on by a very young person. Again. It was weird.
  12. @stevebeste I'm here. And I twitted earlier today about looking like Ned Flanders tonight. Alive. Have an 8 am meeting tomorrow though.
  13. @personapfff See, Foucault would argue that all truth is constructed...
  14. @personapfff I think Foucault would agree that that exchange will go down in history as one of the gayest.
  15. @Aimee_B_Loved There are finger sleeves. Plus, a lot of vibrators sell as "massagers." As if.
  16. @socratic Ha! Close. With a bit more style, but still. I seriously remind myself of all the men at my church I used to admire.
  17. Also between this unisex American Apparel shirt and my men's olive chinos, I look vaguely like an evangelical father of 3. Scary. Also: gay.
  18. Tonight I'm seeing POP!, a musical about Andy Warhol. This will be the gayest thing I've done all week.
  19. @randolphpfaff Your partner is less optimistic. But I did once have a prof who traveled around colleges debunking Brown. cc: @carissahalston
  20. @GiantSumatraRat Ha ha! When are you getting over here so that we can make nerd jokes to each other in person?