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  1. DEAR DUDE ON TRAIN BLASTING MICHAEL JACKSON: STOP. IT. YOU. SELFISH. RETARD. 1:52 PM Jun 27th from txt
  2. Proceeding pro se: usually a mistake. 1:03 PM Jun 16th from txt
  3. Seen in the financial district: girl in front of me on william street evidently forgot to wear pants today. 12:14 PM Jun 16th from txt
  4. Really, really needs another day off. 7:41 PM May 3rd from txt
  5. Hey do you have a light? How about a BeDazzler? http://tinyurl.com/c8vkwu 10:48 AM Apr 22nd from web
  6. just received 8000+ pages of medical records and is probably going to make billing this month. Hooray. 12:32 PM Apr 15th from web
  7. Dear all of you "tea has the same amount of caffeine as coffee" people: stop desseminating your lies. 12:18 PM Apr 15th from web
  8. Conchords in 30! I have my glasses of awesomeness 4:26 PM Apr 14th from txt
  9. Just spilled coffee all over an entire giant conference room table 5:57 AM Mar 30th from txt
  10. At boxee meet - new version has pandora! 3:10 PM Mar 24th from txt
  11. German tourists in extremely functional jackets: TWO DAYS IN A ROW. life is good. 6:11 AM Mar 21st from txt
  12. 10am lirr woman next to me full out dancing like mad in her seat - wild arm gestures and clapping abound 7:50 AM Feb 7th from txt
  13. is in the middle of the great leap forward but really just wants a couch, some television and a nap more than anything 9:51 AM Jan 23rd from web
  14. Housewares at a dept store- clerk attacked customer with a stapler screaming the classic I DON'T CARE I'LL GO BACK TO JAIL! 10:56 AM Jan 22nd from txt
  15. Is at ikea for the third time in three days and has completely lost the will to live 9:09 AM Jan 19th from txt
  16. is not the ocean. I'm not even close. 9:50 PM Jan 18th from web
  17. Moving day: part one in a long ass series - moving memory foam mattress our dumb selves 12:34 PM Jan 17th from txt
  18. It's five am and two million degrees below zero. Going to work. 2:02 AM Jan 13th from txt
  19. The sign on my candy bowl at work reads 'achievement unlocked' no one knows what it means 4:09 PM Jan 12th from txt
  20. @mgabriele this seems like something you would be more motivated to do during the hours in which you're getting paid 4:46 PM Jan 11th from web in reply to mgabriele
  • Name suzyfraz
  • Location New York
  • Bio She's got two jobs: she's a pastry chef, and a sniper.
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