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  1. Everything is contingent, and there is also chaos. Spalding Gray about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  2. If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln 8:14 AM Dec 16th from Echofon
  3. He puzzled and puzzled till his puzzler was sore. 5:22 AM Dec 15th from Echofon
  4. A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment. Frank Zappa 8:46 AM Dec 14th from Echofon
  5. The secret to eternal youth is arrested development. Alice Roosevelt Longworth 10:13 AM Dec 11th from Echofon
  6. Knit fast, die warm. 12:21 PM Dec 9th from Echofon
  7. Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. Earl Wilson 4:22 AM Dec 9th from Echofon
  8. @fiberfilled Sparks? Flames? Or just a sodden mess? 2:34 PM Dec 6th from Echofon in reply to fiberfilled
  9. Never eat more than you can lift. Miss Piggy. 8:46 AM Dec 6th from Echofon
  10. Never keep up with Joneses. Drag them down to your level. It's cheaper. Quentin Crisp. 12:24 PM Dec 4th from Echofon
  11. Winter is icumen in, Lhude sing Goddamm, Raineth drop and staineth slop, And how the wind doth ramm! Sing: Goddamm. Ezra Pound 5:17 AM Dec 3rd from Echofon
  12. RT @FakeAPStylebook: The phrase "sources high in the administration" can give unintended connotations depending on your readership. 3:30 PM Dec 2nd from Echofon
  13. One thing that makes it possible to be an optimist is if you have a contingency plan for when all hell breaks loose. Randy Pausch 1:27 PM Dec 2nd from Echofon
  14. To get the best results, you must talk to your vegetables. Charles, Prince of Wales 6:01 AM Nov 30th from Echofon
  15. Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody. Samuel Pepys 6:53 AM Nov 28th from Echofon
  16. A cornucopia is a horn-shaped basket filled with foods such as fresh corn and wild ucopias. 7:12 AM Nov 25th from Echofon
  17. Bad decisions make good stories. 9:30 AM Nov 24th from Echofon
  18. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. Gilda Radner 8:05 AM Nov 21st from Echofon
  19. Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? Ogden Nash 1:59 PM Nov 18th from Echofon
  20. Food for thought? It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes. Douglas Adams 6:58 AM Nov 14th from Echofon