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  1. @NegativeGcom http://twitpic.com/9th9r - Beware of boy with weighted sticks.
  2. Beware the golfer. http://www.flickr.com/photo...
  3. @BillCorbett You say eye-bleeding. I say SEXY.
  4. RT @rstevens: Nobody told me the only Slim Jim factory exploded last month. Possibly bcause I don't eat 'em. But still! http://bit.ly/GqJSa
  5. It's times like this that I bless my TiVo, and the ability to watch Spongebob instead of the Jackson hysteria.
  6. @notpatrick zombie @notpatrick...
  7. I must say, the Michael Jackson Memorial has been very moving, thanks to @abigvictory, @badbanana and @KenPlume live-tweeting the event.
  8. RT @abigvictory: Madonna just rode in on a unicorn. Oh no, she's naked!  There's a stampede as people flee the scene. OH THE HUM ...
  9. RT @badbanana: Michael’s casket is being carried off stage by the Muppets while the Globetrotters sing “Gone Too Soon”. Beautiful.
  10. RT @KenPlume: At what point does MJs coffin get carried off by a clutch of chimps, like the Penguin's body at the end of Batman Returns?
  11. @abigvictory I'm glad you're picking up the details that @badbanana is missing.
  12. @Randydeluxe We were all told that we suck and everyone hates us.
  13. @abigvictory But McCartney is all over it. I thought he was like napalm on your soul.
  14. @NegativeGcom Settle down there, big boy. You'll asplode otherwise.
  15. Happy 4th of July, everyone!
  16. @stephenfry There aren't a lot of people who would dare use the word mountebank in a tweet. Especially right next to wank. Well done!
  17. I don't entirely understand peoples' fixation on Sarah Palin. Is it some sort of mass-hallucination on her relevancy?
  18. @abigvictory Cockring! Pride flag! Taffeta!
  19. @abigvictory I'm insulted. *I'm* the one who's contracted to talk about "gayeat shit". (Or whatever fatfingers meant to tweet at you.)
  20. @abigvictory Go outside first; you'll make a mess otherwise.