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@NegativeGcom http://twitpic.com/9th9r - Beware of boy with weighted sticks.about 9 hours ago from TwitPic
Beware the golfer. http://www.flickr.com/photo...about 10 hours ago from TwitterGadget
@BillCorbett You say eye-bleeding. I say SEXY.about 13 hours ago from TwitterGadget in reply to BillCorbett
RT @rstevens: Nobody told me the only Slim Jim factory exploded last month. Possibly bcause I don't eat 'em. But still! http://bit.ly/GqJSa7:28 AM Jul 8th from twhirl
It's times like this that I bless my TiVo, and the ability to watch Spongebob instead of the Jackson hysteria.2:20 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
@notpatrick zombie @notpatrick...12:58 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget in reply to notpatrick
I must say, the Michael Jackson Memorial has been very moving, thanks to @abigvictory, @badbanana and @KenPlume live-tweeting the event.12:38 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
RT @abigvictory: Madonna just rode in on a unicorn. Oh no, she's naked! There's a stampede as people flee the scene. OH THE HUM ...12:35 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
RT @badbanana: Michael’s casket is being carried off stage by the Muppets while the Globetrotters sing “Gone Too Soon”. Beautiful.12:25 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
RT @KenPlume: At what point does MJs coffin get carried off by a clutch of chimps, like the Penguin's body at the end of Batman Returns?12:24 PM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget
@abigvictory I'm glad you're picking up the details that @badbanana is missing.11:59 AM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget in reply to abigvictory
@Randydeluxe We were all told that we suck and everyone hates us.11:41 AM Jul 7th from TwitterGadget in reply to Randydeluxe
@abigvictory But McCartney is all over it. I thought he was like napalm on your soul.7:23 AM Jul 7th from twhirl in reply to abigvictory
@NegativeGcom Settle down there, big boy. You'll asplode otherwise.3:58 PM Jul 6th from TwitterGadget in reply to NegativeGcom
Happy 4th of July, everyone!7:11 PM Jul 4th from TwitterGadget
@stephenfry There aren't a lot of people who would dare use the word mountebank in a tweet. Especially right next to wank. Well done!10:11 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterGadget in reply to stephenfry
I don't entirely understand peoples' fixation on Sarah Palin. Is it some sort of mass-hallucination on her relevancy?3:18 PM Jul 3rd from TwitterGadget
@abigvictory Cockring! Pride flag! Taffeta!1:47 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterGadget in reply to abigvictory
@abigvictory I'm insulted. *I'm* the one who's contracted to talk about "gayeat shit". (Or whatever fatfingers meant to tweet at you.)1:33 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterGadget in reply to abigvictory
@abigvictory Go outside first; you'll make a mess otherwise.11:39 AM Jul 2nd from twhirl in reply to abigvictory

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Bio Lost in rapturous melifluency. Or Minneapolis. One of those.

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