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  1. If you have Tully Banta-Cain on your Masonic fantasy football team, you automatically win every week.
  2. Fact: Wendy's won the rights to the slogan "You'll Know When It's Real." Second in the bidding was Dr. Terry Palmer, Plastic Surgeon
  3. Surprise of the weekend: my mother bringing up Muggsy Bogues during conversation.
  4. How do you know Brett Favre is getting old? He's like an undergrad out there.
  5. The premise of "Twister" was to preemptively eliminate the premise of "The Wizard of Oz."
  6. @RockabyeArena the passing of Lt. Hauk was hard on all of us, but at some point we have to move on.
  7. @brittty Wow. No.
  8. @Bobby_BigWheel John Hashcroft
  9. Grandy's numbers through age 28 are very similar to ... oh DEAR GOD NO http://bit.ly/1ZSlTf
  10. Toledo vs. Eastern Illinois "basketball" tonight. Live tweetables to happen at @rockethoops
  11. @edsbs That sufficiently explains their gay marraige stance.
  12. Brit: "Joe Paterno sounds like an old gangster." #accurateitalianamericanstereotypes
  13. Michigan is 8-15 since I moved to A-Squared. I won't lie, it's a fancy fun feeling.
  14. "No I will NOT go up to 72 degrees. Find yourself a goddamn fleece jacket." #thingsheaterssay
  15. This week in the TFP: The impact of Michigan-OSU on elementary school kickball. http://bit.ly/ihcyD
  16. It's a beautiful day to try and stalk Ed Helms around Ann Arbor. http://bit.ly/FbnLg (via @anrapa)
  17. Are we sure NASA didn't just find where Neil Armstrong took a leak?
  18. New on Blogcritics: Where Are All The Sports Bloggers? http://bit.ly/3cZdaE
  19. It's like Jenna Maroney was created with Carrie Prejean in mind. http://bit.ly/gHxQ
  20. Jay Cutler voted Rio for 2016.