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  1. I truly sympathize, catheter-reusing lady. But your problems don't concern me and I ask you to keep this to yourself from now on.
  2. The 2009 Iron Bowl is going in my upcoming DVD release of last-second passes that fell incomplete, titled "Fail Mary."
  3. Nothing beats the day after Thanksgiving, opening the fridge and seeing it filled with yummy, juicy jokes about Tiger Woods.
  4. @petegaines If it's pink, it's gonna stink. If it's black ... Spud, welcome back!
  5. @petegaines Same here. Because that would imply a large threshold below my own standards.
  6. Sergio Garcia is still in his garage.
  7. @petegaines I've done worse. I spiked the Cablinasian punch line.
  8. Do you think Tiger got pissed at the doctors for taking unnecessary CT scans?
  9. @Sculptor69 when I READ YOUR FACE it tells an odyssey of an arduous journey marked with spiritual growth.
  10. Like a true sportsman, before he got in the ambulance, Tiger Woods replaced the divot.
  11. @Sculptor69 no, that's when I was, um, READING YOUR BLOG
  12. Now that he's okay ... Tiger Woods wasn't taken to a hospital, he was rushed to the drop zone!
  13. @Sculptor69 n-n-n-no I thought of it first, I have the brainwave chart to prove it
  14. @thegnc see, it's a homonym.
  15. Now that he's okay ... Dustin Johnson is still away!
  16. Now that he's okay ... I guess Tiger Woods should've gone with the driver! [rimshot]
  17. Now that he's okay ... I guess Tiger Woods isn't used to finding himself in trees! [rimshot]
  18. Count me among those who hope Tiger Woods is okay, because we all have some great jokes for this.
  19. "Woods pulled out of his driveway when he struck a fire hydrant, then drove into a tree at his neighbor's property." Makes sense.
  20. Radio folks are already operating in nitrous oxide blowout mode. #bgsu 21 #toledo 0