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  1. @aeryn296 yes!!!
  2. Checked in -- the Nick of time -- thanks to a kindly luggage porter. His name is Kwabena and he is my hero.
  3. I have never, ever not been rushing frantically to an airport, all the while rehearsing how I'll feel if I miss the flight.
  4. My husband and I are sitting next to each other. He just read my tweet. "What Christmas party, honey?" he says. CAN THIS MARRIAGE BE SAVED?
  5. First Christmas party invitation has just been received. I keep thinking it's still the tail end of summer! Distressing!
  6. Yes, @returntobohemia! His voice is a little too... milquetoasty and unctuous. What's his dark secret, anyway? Is he...a REPUBLICAN???
  7. Henry Francis is a cipher -- a little too smooth and good. Plus he looks like his face is made of putty.
  8. There's something about that Henry Francis that I just don't like.
  9. Aha! RT @BuckyKatt: It was Jell-O wrestling, & they couldn't agree on flavor. Also, Clinton wanted mini-marshmallows; The Decider said no
  10. Why I love having a boy: "Mommy, why doesn't Daddy go to Budapest alone? And you can stay here WITH ME. We don't really need Daddy."
  11. Oh, shoot: the Clinton/Bush mud-wrestling match was canceled. We NEVER have any fun anymore.
  12. Love: RT @hipsterirony: Reading some old @susanorlean articles. I keep singing Dolly Parton's "Jolene" in my head, but substituted w/Orlean
  13. Did I really just see an ad for a joint Bill Clinton/George W Bush lecture at Radio City? Yes I did.
  14. Budapest tomorrow! A belated birthday trip. Can't remember the last time I traveled just to travel and not for a story.
  15. God, I love the Internet. Had a big problem with my phone sync; googled it; problem solved. Time elapsed: 45 seconds. Cost: $0.
  16. RT @GregMitch: Twitter feed for Repub who voted yes on bill: @AnhJosephCao
  17. RT @LJSearles: I'm going to start a fund raiser for Pelosi's next botox treatment
  18. Isn't it crazy though, @joyfc? I forgot the time zone so my watch was not helpful and I couldn't find a single clock. Not one. Crazy.
  19. @ChadTaylor hmmm. But you're honest about it. Very healthy.
  20. The auctioneer's assistant was wearing a T-shirt that said MULE MEN AREN'T AFRAID TO WEAR PINK with a breast cancer ribbon on it.