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@rmiriam You're me adventurous hero. Nice. about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to rmiriam
@sarahbellum I think dinner is required, but only after shaving legs. Back to the shower. Good job though! about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to sarahbellum
@880Metzeler Nicely executed! :-) about 1 hour ago from Tweetie in reply to 880Metzeler
@Jessicasjewelry Someone got me the water. Someone was me. :) about 2 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Jessicasjewelry
I'm here. I'm here. What's going on? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
New blog post: There's a Hair in My Food http://www.offthechest.net/... about 10 hours ago from Twitpress
@Summerfred I've got straws. Second drawer down on the left. But fuck the water. Let's open wine. ;) about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Summerfred
@AgencyRed That made me laugh. Then freaked me out a little. ;) Enjoy the water. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to AgencyRed
Anyone super motivated to bring me a glass of cold water with a straw? I'm just upstairs so it's not too far. about 21 hours ago from Tweetie
That made me laugh and cringe at the same time. RT @cdroz: @sarahbellum your so funny! I favorited that tweet of you'res. 5:37 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
Drink away @sarahbellum! I'll bring more on my next visit. 5:26 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to sarahbellum
@rottnmutt Well that's impossible. I've talked to you lots within the last two months. ;) Welcome back! 4:07 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to rottnmutt
Dear Monday, you dressed up like a Wednesday this week. But you stripped down right after I got to work. Bastard. 3:52 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
Gorgeous morning in Salt Lake City! That plus happy music and a short work week makes me happy. 7:53 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
@jebro Just because you cried at the end doesn't make it a "cheesy movie". *passes ANOTHER tissue* 8:23 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to jebro
@dropdeadchris Frozen pizza is a good idea but it may be hard to chew. ;) 4:13 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to dropdeadchris
@sarahbellum I love that burger. In fact, I loved it for dinner last night. 4:12 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to sarahbellum
If I was food in my mouth, what would I be? 3:27 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
@pizzocalabro That was an awesome party last night. Thanks for getting older so we had a reason to celebrate. Cheers! 2:21 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
@Jessicasjewelry I always do. Last night was no exception. :) 10:41 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to Jessicasjewelry

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Name Susan Mercedes
Location Salt Lake City, Utah
Web http://www.offthe...
Bio Live, love, laugh, shop and drink! And not necessarily in that order.

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