surprisinger
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Every member of the @ deserves an EGOT for this performance. (Z especially.)
11:36 PM Dec 3rd
from Echofon
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Or she could just use her money.
12:52 PM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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All the sudden Lady GaGa thinks she's too cool for me. Sure hope Grammys melt because she'll need the scrap to BUY HERSELF A NEW BEST FRIEND
12:50 PM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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RT @: nothing says fuck me like the gift of Rohypnol (via @)
12:08 PM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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@ There's an app for that. I mean, probably.
11:51 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to unclegrambo
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RT @: The "Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix" is just plain funny.
11:43 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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@ Phone would probably be ideal -- and I do have a couple questions before I go ahead with it. Follow me so I can DM you.
11:02 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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Rudy Giuliani must have been secretly disappointed by the NY Senate's rejection of same-sex unions. He's running out of people to marry.
9:47 AM Dec 3rd
from Echofon
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@ Good to know. "Kobe Bryant, Anal Rapist" does work better as a courtside jeer, iambically speaking.
9:41 AM Dec 3rd
from Echofon
in reply to mike_greene
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My top 100 weathers of the decade list is coming together splendidly, FYI. (87) Monsoon wedding. (88) Monsoon. (89) Monsoon funeral.
9:39 AM Dec 3rd
from Echofon
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@ Okay, I'm ready to give you my money.
9:22 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to MobileDevsUnltd
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@ Twelve safe words? I would go with something shorter, especially if a ball gag is involved.
9:18 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to maureenjohnson
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@ There was sodomy involved?
9:06 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to mike_greene
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RT @: Butt Lift Tragedy! See Rick's story on Argentinian beauty who died after cosmetic procedure. / (It was lifted to heaven)
8:50 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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Christ, @, why would I be making bowling arrangements with Lady GaGa if I didn't alright have my trip set? That's dumb even for spam.
8:31 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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Hey @, I'm going to be in Vegas the same time you are and I'll have no one to hang out with. Do you want to go bowling?
8:23 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
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@ She does like hurricane plays.
8:20 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to lasertag
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@ I had Iron Maiden's "The Number of the Beast" stuck in my head before 8AM. I'm taking that as a good sign.
8:18 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to maureenjohnson
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@ Wow. From what I recall there are four songs on that, yes? Oh Grammys!
8:16 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to marahe
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@ The first couple weeks are the hardest.
8:04 AM Dec 3rd
from TweetDeck
in reply to OMGitsLexi
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