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  1. Baseball? Nope, never heard of it.
  2. Tim McCarver is right. It is harder to get three strikes than two. Especially since two comes before three.
  3. WOW HOW CLUTCH OF YOU DEREK.
  4. Baseball is such a jerk.
  5. Try to look at the glass as half-full. No matter what happens the rest of the series, either Phillies fans or Yanks fans will be deeply hurt
  6. Christmas Ale comes but once a year, now it's here, now it's here! http://bit.ly/18XHPQ
  7. @robneyer At least fans got the Hank Aaron Award for top offensive player right. The selection of Derek Jeter is indeed extremely offensive.
  8. "That's what she said" jokes are *so* 2006. Want a head start on THE joke of 2010? Replace it with "That's what Zarathustra spake!"
  9. JOLEEEEEEENE!
  10. Jolene Jolene
  11. Jolene
  12. Also it's one of their best. Looking forward to seeing it again. It's almost as good as the trailer! http://bit.ly/TL8ba
  13. Also scarier than PARANORMAL ACTIVITY: the Coen bros' A SERIOUS MAN. Possibly their weirdest movie ever, which is really saying something.
  14. @ReflexiveGamer It was pretty good, but maybe wait for DVD. On scariness it rates somewhere between Blair Witch & the prices at Nordstrom's.
  15. I got so excited when Fischerspooner's "The Best Revenge" came on in the Kenneth Cole change room. Bruce Vilanch was like "That is so gay."
  16. But the film's finale is top-notch creepy, and the low-budget effects are stellar. Just another reminder that movies were cooler pre-CGI.
  17. "Paranormal Activity" is worth seeing, but the aforementioned usher oversold it. As far as sleep-depriving horror it's no "Mulholland Drive"
  18. I just earned the platinum trophy in "Batman: Arkham Asylum." In related news, I have decided upon an epitaph.
  19. I'm seeing "Paranormal Activity." The ticket guy says "Good luck sleeping tonight."
  20. Unlike most of the mice Juniper catches, this one left a beautiful corpse. And by "beautiful" I mean "non-decapitated."