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  1. @foughtthebattle so wait, mission of burma sucked? so shocking that band whose main audience is 40+ would be dull. shocked to my core.3:05 PM Jul 13th from Tweetie in reply to foughtthebattle
  2. @chinaparadelo you got crop dusted by alan rickman??? AMAZING!12:27 PM Jul 12th from Tweetie in reply to chinaparadelo
  3. @yobunnymonkey babies give us an excuse to play with toys11:37 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to yobunnymonkey
  4. @theginbin (yes, i'm not afraid to publicly out my laziness and luddite tendencies)11:23 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to theginbin
  5. @theginbin yeah but old habits die hard....have to admit to heading towards caurina in a pinch. i'm sick of constant new syntax11:19 AM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to theginbin
  6. this juxtaposition appeared most randomly (and delightfully) on my mac screensaver... http://yfrog.com/0y49103760j6:18 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  7. @saibellanyc try getting bitten right on the ass while using an outhouse in maine. i am at war with the bloodsuckers now.1:45 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to saibellanyc
  8. @dddiana chick corea is on the pa.....there's something magical going on11:12 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to dddiana
  9. @foughtthebattle greenpoint waterfront spar session after dusk?9:52 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to foughtthebattle
  10. lady gaga....i hate her jerkoff clothes, her jerkoff music and her jerkoff face6:49 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie
  11. @eri_ka_ka how about sweet sweet sexy ruby alabama?10:48 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to eri_ka_ka
  12. @PanchoSanza cheese farts.....baaaaaad10:31 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to PanchoSanza
  13. @eri_ka_ka thanks i've never watched that series and now you've ruined it so i never have to bother getting obsessed with yet another show9:58 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie in reply to eri_ka_ka
  14. really wish i didnt just read this leaked MJ autopsy report in The Sun tabloid. UGH UGH UGH1:12 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  15. @fantasticteam how is facebook getting access to our FBI files? i knew i shouldn't have given them access to my gmail11:56 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie in reply to fantasticteam
  16. deeply disturbed that facebook has suggested as a friend someone i made out with 3 years ago and has no connection to any of my friends11:27 AM Jul 7th from Tweetie
  17. @1y1esty1e maggot facemask is my favorite slayer song2:27 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to 1y1esty1e
  18. @larabehnert look me up sweetheart.....it's been way too long12:41 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie in reply to larabehnert
  19. is there any safe way to speed the exfoliation of sunburnt face skin?12:40 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
  20. Just helped assemsble a commercial stove on bear island, maine. Let the america themed eatin commence yo. Lobstahs and hotdogs go to belly!3:22 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific