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  1. Bravo Debuts "Real Housewives Of Who-Gives-A-Rat's-Ass 4:11 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  2. Pizza Slice Behind Cushion Wracked With Survivor's Guilt 5:44 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  3. Fear Of Catching H1N1 Nearly Surpasses Fear Of Seeing Larry King Naked 12:22 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  4. Roommate Concedes To Mopping Up Imaginary Dirt On Kitchen Floor Weekly 3:39 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  5. Population Developing Immunity To Threats Of Pandemics 10:02 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  6. Obama Awarded Pulitzer For That Awesome Memoir Of His Remarkable Two-Term Presidency 5:14 PM Oct 9th from Tweetie
  7. Husband Reneges On His Part In Teeth-Whitening Pact With Wife 8:42 PM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  8. New Husband Complains Of Difficulty Maintaining Self-Absorbed Lifestyle 10:21 PM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  9. Retort Of Uncovered Sneeze In Fast Food Kitchen Sparks Collective Moment Of Reflection Among Diners 2:14 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  10. Strangers Locked In Reciprocal Thank You Death Spiral Over Who Opened Door For Whom 1:29 PM Oct 3rd from Tweetie
  11. Amish Parents United In Their Stand Against Texting, Whatever That Is 8:09 PM Sep 28th from Tweetie
  12. Secret Service Issues Order To Level Nation's 57,000 Grassy Knolls 10:51 PM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  13. Red-Faced UFC Hastily Rewrites Rules After Unwittingly Allowing Fisting 2:19 AM Sep 22nd from Tweetie
  14. New "No-Hats" Policy Forces Manager To Rethink Going "Full-Gallagher" A Month Ago 10:23 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  15. New Quiznos Employee Shouts Sushi Bar Style To Startled Customers 7:31 PM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  16. ATT Promises Shareholders Another Great Year Of Stifling Innovation 7:16 AM Sep 21st from Tweetie
  17. Distraught 83-Yr Old Loses 4 Precious Hours In Mall Looking For "You Are Here" Store 12:09 PM Sep 20th from web
  18. Person Of Interest Regales Detectives With Anecdotes At Crime Scene 6:18 PM Sep 19th from Tweetie
  19. OCD Convention Gets Late Start As Attendees Ride Escalator One-At-A-Time 1:34 PM Sep 11th from Tweetie
  20. Most Popular Baby Names Of 2008: Emma and again, of course, Floyd 12:46 AM Sep 2nd from Tweetie