surlygourmand
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@ My friend's cousin is Carol Decker of T'Pau. He never calls her by name; saying instead "My cousin is T'Pau."
about 15 hours ago
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My long and rambling review of the Rickshaw is up: Enjoy you fuckers.
9:44 PM Nov 27th
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@ Good thing the Indians didn't bring coq au vin to the Pilgrims or we'd all have to swallow tons of cock every Thansgiving.
5:25 PM Nov 27th
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in reply to Herbguy
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I never knew that chanterelles could be an impulse purchase. Well, they are.
12:05 PM Nov 26th
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Did you know I met a bikini barista once? She was standing outside smoking, 50 degrees F in Tukwila. Me: "Aren't you cold?" She: "Kinda."
10:30 AM Nov 25th
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I have no problem with the idea of "bikini baristas," but naming the espresso stand "Knotty Bodies" brings to mind arthritis- wracked crones
9:12 AM Nov 25th
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The Juxtapoz reader art section is about as subtle as a nunchuck to the groin.
9:42 PM Nov 24th
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@ "Goal" is the same spelling in English and Spanish but we English speakers say it quieter.
9:21 PM Nov 24th
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@ Yes. No. I also know GOOOOAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
9:17 PM Nov 24th
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@ MI GUSTA LA MUSICA DE WHITNEY HOUSTOOOOONNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
9:14 PM Nov 24th
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in reply to voraciousgirl
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I fell asleep on a bus and ended up outside Teddy's Bigger Burgers. Alas; they were closed, but those motherfuckers are now on my list.
9:10 PM Nov 24th
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@ Ha! That would make a pretty awesome song title: "Your Face Will Pay."
8:39 PM Nov 23rd
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in reply to wineoffensive
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@ Also, have a delightful time in New York City.
11:35 AM Nov 23rd
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in reply to kimricketts
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@ Mrs. Ricketts, do you think you could get @ for a Cooks & Books event? He has a recipe for mashed sweet potatoes.
11:34 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Mr. Ellis, I thoroughly enjoyed "Crooked Little Vein," but have you read "Brand New Cherry Flavor?" Similar goth noir.
11:26 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Re: the new retweet function. I concur that it's annoying. Unwanted faces keep popping up in my feed.
10:57 AM Nov 23rd
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@ Your praise brings tears to my eyes as surely as if you were standing upon my testicles.
8:50 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to hungrygrrl
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@ I love how you motherfuckers all mistake my literary scalpel for all the blunt objects which litter the intrawebs.
8:38 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to hungrygrrl
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@ @ @ I disagree with the author's overuse of exclamation points.
8:28 PM Nov 22nd
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in reply to fourchickens
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Mozart's Piano Sonata #11, the Turkish Rondo is the entire Age of Reason, crystallized into four minutes of music.
11:56 PM Nov 21st
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- Name Surly Gourmand
- Location Seattle, WA USA
- Web http://surlygourm...
- Bio Cruelty, grace, and gluttony. Up the irons.
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