suptaco
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"Cause you met your future spouse at a party!" isn't convincing enough for me to give money to the senior gift, UD. Cause I didn't. Sorry.
about 16 hours ago
from web
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Panic about upcoming planes and praxis! I just want my computer to load gmail :'(
8:33 PM Dec 26th
from web
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My mom just said that her washing machine sounds like "a boat landing." I think she meant plane?
7:00 PM Dec 26th
from txt
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My favorite Christmas present was the rear-view mirror from my mom (and QVC). I mean, my car came with one, but this one has WIDE ANGLES.
9:00 AM Dec 26th
from web
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Intervention and a Jersey Shore marathon: New Christmas eve traditions.
8:19 PM Dec 24th
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@ sorry my rage stroke offended you, btw.
10:25 AM Dec 24th
from web
in reply to CapsCop
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My new glasses make me feel like I have vertigo because they're so strong, but they look pretty good so I'll deal with it. Beauty is pain.
10:23 AM Dec 24th
from web
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it's semi-annual blood work day and xmas eve! double presents.
7:47 AM Dec 24th
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HAVING A RAGE STROKE
9:36 AM Dec 22nd
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I have no motivation to do anything other than sit around and complain about how I have nothing to do. Tough life.
11:54 AM Dec 21st
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@ is the relationship thing about Taylor Swift and Lautner?? WHEN THEY GET MARRIED THEY'LL BOTH BE TAYLOR LAUTNER!!!!!!!!
8:58 AM Dec 21st
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in reply to kimphrase
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They made me shovel 2 feet of snow. I think it made up for the fact that I didn't go to the gym once all semester.
9:09 PM Dec 19th
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bored to tears. there's more than a foot of snow. some one come saaaaaave meeeee.
7:10 PM Dec 19th
from txt
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Snowed in. No internet. No heat. Nothing good on tv. Living the dream.
12:44 PM Dec 19th
from txt
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Secret Santa is so hard. I wish I could just buy everyone seasons of Golden Girls.
2:08 PM Dec 17th
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My car only needs a new battery. Phew.
8:06 AM Dec 17th
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@ hahahaha you understand my pain.
9:30 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to petermares
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@ I KNOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!! SO DISGUSTING. Who takes pictures of their genitals in that condition and then puts them on THE INTERNET??!!
9:30 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to SibmNYC
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Also, my coat, shoes, bedding, towels, and most of my clothes are in garbage bags until further notice. NBD. I'll just wear flops.
9:28 AM Dec 15th
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ULYSSES, my penguin, may have scabies also???!!! OMG: This is like the Velveteen Rabbit. :'( :'( :'(
9:26 AM Dec 15th
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- Name Mofo
- Location Delawarewareware
- Bio I'm the opposite of moderate, immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
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