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  1. RT @DanaJGould Quote Of The Day: "Dad, mix up a bunch of my candy in a bowl and bring me, like, a candy salad. Yeah, do that. Do that now." 2:21 PM Dec 25th from web
  2. HAHAHA! Husband is cranking his solar powered emergency radio like a madman, rocking out to Smoke on the Water. Thanks, Granddad! 10:43 AM Dec 25th from web
  3. It wouldn't be Christmas without an emergency preparedness themed gift, solar powered with auxiliary hand crank, with love from Granddad. 10:39 AM Dec 25th from Echofon
  4. @SarahKSilverman Even more shocking...that's Billy Bob Thornton and Aretha Franklin under those suits. 10:23 AM Dec 25th from Echofon in reply to SarahKSilverman
  5. http://twitpic.com/v6dmg - Cool fort making kit from Cate's Gram & Granddad 10:08 AM Dec 25th from TwitPic
  6. Merry Christmas, pals!!! Looking forward to traditional Xmas dinner (Indian take-out) with @ScottKGraham & @Italiatrv 9:24 AM Dec 25th from Echofon
  7. @shanenickerson Adorable! LOVE backwards C. My kid rocked backwards S. Asked 4 Barbie, monster truck, soccer ball. http://twitpic.com/v3m08 10:13 PM Dec 24th from web in reply to shanenickerson
  8. Love/hate relationship developing between me & the toffee in my desk drawer. I WILL SOCK TOFFEE!!! Right after I enjoy some delicious toffee 3:03 PM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  9. Eating toffee and hyperventilating. 11:30 AM Dec 23rd from Echofon
  10. eating M&Ms and scowling 7:09 PM Dec 22nd from Echofon
  11. @shanenickerson I would like my daughter to stop quoting Owen Wilson from "Cars". Less ambitious Xmas wish = Glee DVD. 9:51 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to shanenickerson
  12. AGREED! Congratulations, @The_Pigeon! http://ow.ly/OeAH - "Mo Willems is our successor to Dr. Seuss, and we may as well get used to it now." 12:04 PM Dec 21st from web
  13. @dickc If you're flying United to O'Hare, you can catapult yourself back to 1987 via the neon people mover tunnel thingie. 4:03 PM Dec 18th from Echofon in reply to dickc
  14. @shanenickerson Do you celebrate Xmas or Chanukah? Wrapping ur mature vulva pendant. Don't want to offend with inappropriately themed paper. 4:02 PM Dec 17th from web
  15. @jkottke Truly terrifying. And why even take them to a pet store? Was she hoping they'd want to adopt some cuddly fruit flies? 1:27 PM Dec 17th from web in reply to jkottke
  16. RT @jkottke: Holiday spirit at the pet store: mom didn't want to get fish for her kids because they lived too long (4 yrs). Kids: "only ... 1:08 PM Dec 17th from web
  17. @hitchmichael Same thing you got me last year, please. http://tinyurl.com/yac8y99 I need one for the office. 8:07 AM Dec 14th from web in reply to hitchmichael
  18. "Don't pick the one with Dora wrapping paper! There was a lung in there last year!" We're legends at our local white elephant gift exchange. 7:36 AM Dec 14th from web
  19. Does this look like a dog to you? http://twitpic.com/tgux3 These balloon "artists" are just F-ing with us, right? 11:57 PM Dec 13th from web
  20. Do balloon "artists" even *try* to make balloons resemble animals? Every birthday party ends with my daughter bringing home a balloon penis. 11:34 PM Dec 13th from web