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Fire engine just gone down the road hotly followed by phil checking out what is happening3:08 PM Jul 14thfrom txt
@bencc they were going to make Yorkies in Goole rather than York, but realised that no one would go into a shop and ask for a Goolie2:35 PM Jul 14thfrom webin reply to bencc
I have a hacksaw and I'm not afraid to use it3:16 AM Jul 14thfrom web
stuffed wiht M & S 2 dine for a tenner steak and parmentier potatoesi did mushrooms and onion rings with it. yum yum12:07 PM Jul 12thfrom web
RT @AngryBritain I do not pay my licence fee to watch a fascist spout racist bullshit at 9.40am on a Sunday morning. Not good enough BBC.2:28 AM Jul 12thfrom web
At brighton kite festival, cold damp and having a great time6:03 AM Jul 11thfrom txt