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  1. trapped under 20 lbs of cat.
  2. @pmidge lmao re: peen inhibition!!!
  3. Watching a gigantic yellow moon rise out of the fog over the bay bridge on my embarcadero run. So kewl.
  4. SPAM mail subject line of the day: "Don't Look Fat and Stupid This Summer". Holy cow - how did they know what I looked like last summer?!
  5. just caught cat with head in garbage disposal. apparently things are more stressful around here than i thought.
  6. time to get back to my usual coffee and cigarette diet. i just wish cigarette filters weren't so chewy.
  7. Hug a coworker day*! *now with "thrust"! http://twitpic.com/rmdd9
  8. Ninjas > vampires
  9. First dates are so awkward. Eavesdropping on them is even worse.
  10. This trip is getting closer to Trains Planes and Automobiles every second. Someone pls cue John Candy.
  11. @pmidge "how many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?"
  12. Our TGIFridays waiter doesn't appear to be wearing any pieces of flair. Also - we have been reduced to eating at TGIF.
  13. People in Texas don't wear cowboy hats to be ironic.
  14. Hanging out with my dad! Made him go to sephora :)
  15. Thankful for: friends, family, whole foods & starbucks open on holidays, & OCEAN SPRAY CRANBERRY. Jellied.
  16. Thanksgiving would be way better if I got presents :D
  17. @pmidge qotd in reply to my complaints re: the shitastic design of the md s80 "don't badmouth the plane until we're on the ground please".
  18. @pmidge has a fine booty. He does not however fit into my clothes.
  19. I wish I could bring my entire closet with me when I travel.
  20. Grumblegrumblegrumble.