superfantastic
- Hot damn! Designer Snuggies! WHY CAN'T I THINK OF A JOKE FOR THIS?
I'll turn in my membership card and surrender my parking pass now.about 6 hours ago from web
- Soon-to-be second roommate brought over cake. I can't believe I wasted all of those years living with roommates who weren't pastry chefs.about 7 hours ago from web
- Taking The Abyss to a movie. Smuggling in candy, medium pizza, 6-pack of Shiner. Maybe a pie, but that's it. Gotta leave room for a hoodie.about 12 hours ago from web
- I've named my new enormous purse The Abyss. As in, "Hmmm...I think I threw that into The Abyss."about 12 hours ago from web
- Have a heart, Target checker. The guy's wearing jorts, black velcro sneakers and white socks. He needs beer more than you need to card him.5:12 PM Jul 4th from web
- Moral: STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT LAKE NOOKIE AND WATCH YOUR KIDS.1:47 PM Jul 4th from web
- Followed by: "There is an infant at the end of the beach unattended. If this is your child, please come to the concession stand."1:46 PM Jul 4th from web
- Friend at lake texts: Loud speaker announcement, "Please limit the amount of PDAs in the water. Parents of small children are complaining."1:45 PM Jul 4th from web
- Drinks Around America! was a huge success, including meeting the very cool @TheDelicateFlwr and @toocoolforschoo11:04 PM Jul 3rd from web
- Listen, somebody at Drinks Around America! is going to have to drink a Milwaukee's Best and I was first to put my finger on my nose. Not it!12:00 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @blurb Might be tricky to find weak beer in Texas, but ultra-conservative denial is on tap everywhere outside Austin.11:12 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to blurb
- Roommate and I are inventing Drinks Around America! tonight. Send us your drink suggestions with American states/cities/regions in the name.10:14 AM Jul 3rd from web
- Twitterbelle faves @adamisacson @sween @phylisstein @kellydeal @emilybrianna @zuhl @seoulbrother @vmarinelli @badbanana @Tony_D @ccsteff @tj10:09 AM Jul 3rd from web
- I have lots of dirty pictures on my phone. No, see I take photos of where I parked for when I inevitably forget. And I never wash my car.12:20 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Episode I of The Presidents is getting me a little hot for James Madison. Sterling intellect, bawdy sense of humor, and dynamite penmanship.9:59 AM Jul 2nd from web
- You guys, sitting down to work on your novel is such a great way to get a lot of Facebook quizzes taken!8:26 AM Jul 2nd from web
- @blankslate Aw, thanks for threatening the Twitter on my behalf!8:52 PM Jul 1st from web in reply to blankslate
- However big the purse, I'll fill it. Meaning my new giant purse will be Grover's Everything in the Whole Wide World Museum within the week.4:19 PM Jul 1st from web
- Most girls ask their roommates which shoes to wear. I ask, "What's funnier, chlamydia or gonorrhea?"9:13 AM Jul 1st from web
- Until proven otherwise, when the Black Eyed Peas say they got that boom boom pow, I'm going to assume they mean chlamydia.8:51 AM Jul 1st from web
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- Name superfantastic
- Location Texas. No, really.
- Web http://www.superf...
- Bio I believe in the terminating series comma.
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