supercres
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Orrrr... you could get her a gift that doesn't say, "There's something wrong with your vagina." Thanks, @!
about 3 hours ago
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RT @: Use "damn it" instead of "dammit," but avoid cursing unless OH SHIT DAMN IT WHO FORGOT TO GET FUCKING COFFEE.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: Husband just got back home. He brought communist baby clothes for our daughter.
about 10 hours ago
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RT @: There's no 'I' in 'Denial'.
about 10 hours ago
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Oh good. Zune Twitter users can now see this: fuck a Zune.
about 12 hours ago
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@ enjoys @'s seitan tikka taco:
about 12 hours ago
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I'm going for it. Maybe. RT @ Special Taco TODAY, order the "Reggie": nutella and plantains in a special sauce, feedback required!
about 15 hours ago
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Taco lovers: Coup is closing after tomorrow-- last day open until the 10th.
11:57 AM Dec 17th
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Taco truck playing the Reverend makes the wait SEEM less chilly. "Here I am," say the tacos. "Come and take me." Good one, @
11:48 AM Dec 17th
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@ Needs more labyrinths.
8:41 AM Dec 17th
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in reply to mkramer
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I wore this to work this morning: Overkill? (~33 deg.) Maybe. But it was a damn cozy, snug ride.
12:15 PM Dec 16th
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I blame @: RT @ 800k H1N1 vacc doses for children recalled bc they aren't as potent as they should be
3:42 PM Dec 15th
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Note to self: trying to drum up sympathy is a sure-fire way to lose any that was there to begin with. (Passive-aggressive doesn't help.)
2:24 PM Dec 15th
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I mean, if my boss told me, "You should find another job," I would take it as a hint, not a challenge to stick around as long as possible.
2:15 PM Dec 15th
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...But I'm not the one who needs them. Plus, when I read them, it became even more obvious she needed the boot. Sympathy minus 15.
2:12 PM Dec 15th
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MAN. Coworker is getting fired, and is going off the passive-aggressive deep end. Thanks for handouts detailing the disciplinary process..
2:11 PM Dec 15th
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@
1:40 PM Dec 15th
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in reply to aworldgoesnova
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@ I see what you did there.
10:56 AM Dec 15th
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in reply to aworldgoesnova
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A coworker: "Where are Maeby and Tobias?" Yes, I DID name the lab's thumb drives after characters.
8:53 AM Dec 15th
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"Pess." "Five." [DING] "Pess." "Three." [DING] "Po." "One." [BONG] "Pess." "Four." [DING] ...Repeat ad nauseum. This is my life (this week).
5:00 PM Dec 14th
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