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Me to pseudo-barista: Yes, whole milk. I order it that way because I so enjoy the look of disdain from you and the rest of the staff.7:18 AM Jul 3rdfrom txt
The fact that Cottonelle has "Seasonal Print" bathroom tissue is disturbing on several levels to me.8:36 PM Jun 30thfrom txt
Me to foreman: we need a coax splicer. Random guy on scooter: You guys hiring? I splice coax. Me to foreman: I need a billion dollars...7:36 PM Jun 30thfrom txt