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  1. Two words to describe the next two days: maintenance high. 11:46 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. Just made the cranberry jelly in a brain mold. Thanksgving might be awesome this year. 4:12 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. I have to go grocery shopping tonight. I'm scared. 4:20 PM Nov 24th from web
  4. Life doesn't come with a funky, stylish, and sometimes moving soundtrack. Outside my head, anyway. 7:55 PM Nov 23rd from web
  5. @Balut Corn schmutz is huitlacoche. 11:28 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to Balut
  6. Finally saw '300' tonight. Everybody went on about what a testosterfest it is, but OMG, Xerxes is SO GAY! Priscilla Queen of the Persians. 10:15 PM Nov 22nd from web
  7. Ran out of gas downtown on the way to Pancakes. Fortunately everything is closed on Sunday except the coffee shop where I rolled to a stop. 3:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  8. Think I just crapped a baby whale. Now I know how the goatse guy feels. Sorry @AndyJukes but I had to get it out of my system. So to speak. 7:02 PM Nov 20th from web
  9. My composting tampons bring all the boys to the yard. Bears. I mean bears. 11:52 PM Nov 19th from web
  10. I need a hug. From Conan the Barbarian. 3:53 PM Nov 19th from web
  11. Pipe burst in the coal room of the basement last night. Plumber with no fingers is here. David Lynch will be arriving shortly to supervise. 10:01 AM Nov 18th from web
  12. @Ja_La Damn you do-gooder laxative types. 11:10 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to Ja_La
  13. It's not nice to fool Mother Nature, but the look on her face: priceless. Oh sorry about that global warming thing. A woman scorned y'know. 11:55 PM Nov 16th from web
  14. How could you POSSIBLY expect me to be funny on a Tuesday, WTF? 9:32 PM Nov 16th from web
  15. RT @Ja_La "From any site, you are no more than 6 clicks away from porn." - AKA 6 Degrees of Lovin' Makin'. 7:26 PM Nov 15th from web
  16. @AndyJukes Strawberry Cough IPA 10:26 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to AndyJukes
  17. @2509 BACON BAKLAVA! 10:21 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to 2509
  18. I have seen the light and it is awesome. BACON BAKLAVA My god, it's full of stars 5:48 PM Nov 14th from web
  19. Making myself nauseated reading about near-Earth objects that have barely missed us in recent years. Feel like a duck in a shooting gallery. 12:40 AM Nov 14th from web
  20. @teamvagina What'chu talkin' about? I wave my vagina at all new followers. But for some bizarre reason my follower count has been dropping. 9:16 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to teamvagina
  • Name Muffy Belchworthy
  • Location Hell, 3rd Circle South, Apt 7½
  • Web http://sanctumsan...
  • Bio Puttin' the Un in Sunshyne 140 characters at a time. Even camels love bj's.
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