sunnybucket
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If I'd married that many douchebags consecutively, not much would keep me from going off men either.
about 24 hours ago
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2nd call this month from a user not knowing what a Num Lock key does. Make a line to the left to get beat over the head with your keyboard.
6:10 AM Dec 2nd
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Parenting tip: Giving your daughter a 21st birthday party at the bar may not be the wisest choice when she's fresh out of rehab for heroin.
6:24 PM Nov 28th
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Just when I think maybe I've evolved I sit in a garage with 5 men fixing snowmobiles.
Redneck is alive and well, y'all.
5:11 PM Nov 28th
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Wondering whose face I have to lick. . . . . . . I just need one good stomach flu to get rid of the 10 lbs I've gained this weekend.
8:50 AM Nov 28th
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OK, Thanksgiving's over. Can we go back to being miserable thankless bitches now?
5:21 AM Nov 27th
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As I listen to kids fight, I'm very thankful that there's a fully stocked fridge of beer at my mom's.
And that I remembered to stock it.
10:46 AM Nov 26th
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I'm thankful for sweatpants as I plan to eat until my ass grows two sizes......like the Grinch's heart, except instead of love, it's pie.
4:12 AM Nov 26th
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I dropped my kids off at daycare this morning but I don't know who these little whiny bastards are that I just picked up.
1:21 PM Nov 24th
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Just saw New Moon and I'm pretty sure I've seen better acting in porn.
3:13 PM Nov 23rd
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From the way I feel today, it's painfully obvious that I hate my liver and want to see it die.
9:18 AM Nov 21st
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It makes me a total loser that I'm going to New Moon. . . .but slightly less of one since I'm waiting till Monday to see it, right? RIGHT?!?
3:34 PM Nov 19th
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So, I can just retweet the I am @ tweet, right?
1:28 PM Nov 18th
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Today's mission: get caught up on TiVo'd Mad Men episodes. A sense of accomplishment is easier to acheive if you set attainable goals.
9:27 AM Nov 17th
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Yes, country music fans, beer IS good and people ARE crazy. But mostly they're just stupid motherf'ers who make me want to drink more beer.
11:15 AM Nov 16th
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Well, Tuesday's hangover isn't gonna make itself.
10:27 AM Nov 16th
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Yes Mom I'd love for me to meet a nice Christian boy & settle down too. If by Christian you mean sexy & by settle down you mean get laid.
6:47 AM Nov 14th
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So who is your dog wearing clothes for, exactly? Does that pleather jacket up his chances of scoring with that bitch down the block?
5:48 AM Nov 13th
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It appears that it's been counterproductive for me to put "twitter lists" on my To Do List.
9:11 AM Nov 12th
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I just love running into people I apparently talked to when I was drunk but don't remember shit about what I said. Alcoholism is fun, kids!
9:08 AM Nov 12th
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- Name sunnybucket
- Location a permanent state of confusion
- Bio Yes, all this awesome does belong to me.
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