Sundry
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"Looks like THESE toys . . . didn't exactly bring holiday joy." *whips off sunglasses*
about 8 hours ago
from web
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Hauled out avent calendar box thing to discover last year's beshitted, tormenting mini-Lego figs. Chucking them in the trash STAT.
about 8 hours ago
from web
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I am so ready for Monday, I've got starting blocks next to the front door. 4-day weekends aren't quite as relaxing as they used to be.
about 9 hours ago
from web
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Husband's been on the roof for 2 hours. Holiday lights my ass, I know an escape attempt when I see one.
about 15 hours ago
from Tweetie
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"Nap when the baby naps" = "enjoy forever being woken up at PRECISE instant you start to fall into a restful sleep".
about 15 hours ago
from Tweetie
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Super weird how a week of overeating has somehow caused my washing machine to malfunction and shrink all my clothes.
about 17 hours ago
from web
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I want to take a wet mom-kleenex to that Yahoo! booger clinging to the side of Flickr's nice clean face.
about 19 hours ago
from web
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@ Awesome sign! I'm totally not running a marathon, though. But I like that someone thinks I am.
about 20 hours ago
from web
in reply to kirida
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I don't even want to know what my "tweet cloud" looks like. If DIRTY SANCHEZ isn't front and center, I'll just be SO disappointed.
about 20 hours ago
from web
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Also, Deadwood Guy is maybe the most (perfectly) typecast actor I can think of since Michael Ironside.
10:14 PM Nov 28th
from web
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The Road: not as good as the book (duh), not terrible, guy from Deadwood, Omar!, continuity issue re: visible pulse, inexplicably bad teeth.
10:10 PM Nov 28th
from web
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Just got trapped in "Snowflake Lane" at Bellevue Square Mall. I feel like I got dry-humped by Christmas.
7:17 PM Nov 28th
from Tweetie
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Can't wait to see The Road tonight. Road trips RULE! I loved "Thelma and Louise".
3:44 PM Nov 28th
from Tweetie
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Just one more reason I'll be made into jerky after the apocalypse. Does Amazon Prime carry useful life skills? I need to 1-click that shit.
2:44 PM Nov 28th
from web
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The results of a fancy personality test indicate I would excel at customer service, not so much at skilled labor or engineering.
2:41 PM Nov 28th
from web
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Child attached a BINDER CLIP to his mouth, then suspiciously announced that his lips hurt.
Deleting Harvard bookmark.
11:22 AM Nov 28th
from Tweetie
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First sub-9:00 pace 5K woo!
9:16 AM Nov 28th
from Tweetie
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Up painfully early to run the Seattle marathon this morning. Well, okay, the 5K portion of it, but the first sentence sounds more badass.
6:13 AM Nov 28th
from web
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@ Just wait until she's (insert age here)! You don't know what pain is! My misery poker is stronger than yours! Etc, etc, etc.
6:10 AM Nov 28th
from web
in reply to jonniker
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@ Yeah. I don't say this very often, but that shit was just wrong.
10:24 PM Nov 27th
from Tweetie
in reply to shriekhouse
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