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  1. .@maddow is using a graphic that says "Rogue Wave" for their Sarah Palin bit. Just guessing, but I don't think @roguewaveband would approve.
  2. "badding the banana"
  3. The little kitty used this morning to field test entries for her book "101 ways to be totally annoying". Related: want a cat?
  4. He's doing the Movember thing. I am unconvinced by his tagline, "for her pleasure." But I'm willing to put it through beta testing.
  5. Once, drunk at a party, I told a guy he looked exactly like Steve Buscemi. This is why I can't have nice vodka drinks.
  6. Say what you will about print journalism, it remains the best tool for drying out rain-soaked shoes.
  7. Why do I insist on playing chicken with a caffeine headache? I never win.
  8. Hilly bike ride in the rain + dog walk + coffee with BFF + cheering for cyclocross with @kennethn and his boys = exhausted. I ♥ Saturdays.
  9. This unscented lotion smells like squished centipedes. Not that I've squished a centipede. At least not since I was 6.
  10. I know it's early, but not so early as to excuse wearing AC/DC PJs in public. In fact, there's no excuse to wear them in private either.
  11. @Beef_Tongue Unicorns aren't funny. They're **magical**
  12. Who's going to be the one to tell Levi Johnston that women don't buy Playgirl?
  13. @girlLawyer if only we could get people to care as much about their water supplies as moon water! Water Bond 2010!!
  14. If water on the moon could allow for settlement, I have an idea! Survivor Moon: fundamentalist wingnut edition. Tagline: good riddance.
  15. It's hard enough getting clean water from the mountains to your taps, so don't go getting too excited about water on the moon.
  16. Carrie Prejean should be careful around Dick Cheney - he might mistake her "deer in the headlights" look for the real thing.
  17. Carrie Prejean should've opted for the brain implants. Oh, my bad, was that inappropriate?
  18. I heard that Lou Dobbs quit CNN so he could join the Minutemen. Ok, I didn't hear that, but would it surprise you if it were true?
  19. could you all just press the pause button for a bit...I can't keep up
  20. They say Australian Shepherds are really smart, but it's been almost 2 years & mine still doesn't understand "leave me the fuck alone".