summersumz
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Me: "Oh look a raptor! Oh, nevermind. It's just a turkey vulture."
I think this probably makes the turkey vulture sad.
about 12 hours ago
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When the dog keeps bugging you, she doesn't want to be pet. She just wants your spot on the couch.
9:28 PM Nov 25th
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You know who I have to make happy tomorrow? Me and him. I win Thanksgiving.
9:07 PM Nov 25th
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This vacation is Australian Shepherd approved.
4:07 PM Nov 25th
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Awoke to a pink and purple skies above the ocean, with fog drifting down the Navarro River and into the bay. Happy zen.
9:57 AM Nov 25th
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"Feeling empowered by the bureaucracy."
2:48 PM Nov 23rd
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The Law & Order part of life is not at all like Law & Order. For one, The System doesn't care quite as much as Olivia and Elliot seem to.
2:24 PM Nov 23rd
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In retrospect, emailing my brother-in-law that he is "a pathetic piece of vomit" was probably too kind.
12:09 PM Nov 23rd
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I'm hoping the prosecutor is as good as McCoy. Bullies suck. 4 felony charges $300k bail. One gorilla goes to jail. Sha na na.
2:24 PM Nov 21st
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On my way to Sac. I even checked my tire pressure like a responsible adult.
9:01 AM Nov 21st
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I actually wanted to thank "goodness" and not "god", but 140 wasn't enough. So, thank goodness.
8:28 AM Nov 21st
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Finding out at 6AM that your sister has been attacked by the man she's divorcing isn't a good way to start the day. Thank god she's ok.
8:24 AM Nov 21st
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The probability of clearly communicated methodology is indirectly proportional to the use of probability in your analysis.
2:00 PM Nov 20th
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Looking forward to Turkey Day brussel sprouts. This makes me a grown-up, doesn't it?
2:23 PM Nov 19th
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@ whatever nerve it is that right on the top of my cheekbone. I can see it twitching.
2:01 PM Nov 19th
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The nerve beneath my eye has been twitching for hours. Can I borrow your knife?
1:54 PM Nov 19th
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Republicans are promising a "holy war" over health care bill. Yep, denying health care access to working families was Jesus' #1 priority.
7:16 AM Nov 19th
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metameme, yo
2:02 PM Nov 18th
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THIS MEETING IS ADJOURNED!
1:32 PM Nov 18th
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@ bingo!
1:30 PM Nov 18th
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