summersumz
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.@ is using a graphic that says "Rogue Wave" for their Sarah Palin bit. Just guessing, but I don't think @ would approve.
about 1 hour ago
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"badding the banana"
about 7 hours ago
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The little kitty used this morning to field test entries for her book "101 ways to be totally annoying". Related: want a cat?
about 12 hours ago
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He's doing the Movember thing. I am unconvinced by his tagline, "for her pleasure." But I'm willing to put it through beta testing.
7:15 PM Nov 15th
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Once, drunk at a party, I told a guy he looked exactly like Steve Buscemi. This is why I can't have nice vodka drinks.
2:05 PM Nov 15th
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Say what you will about print journalism, it remains the best tool for drying out rain-soaked shoes.
11:54 AM Nov 15th
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Why do I insist on playing chicken with a caffeine headache? I never win.
9:14 AM Nov 15th
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Hilly bike ride in the rain + dog walk + coffee with BFF + cheering for cyclocross with @ and his boys = exhausted. I ♥ Saturdays.
9:28 PM Nov 14th
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This unscented lotion smells like squished centipedes. Not that I've squished a centipede. At least not since I was 6.
1:35 PM Nov 14th
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I know it's early, but not so early as to excuse wearing AC/DC PJs in public. In fact, there's no excuse to wear them in private either.
8:36 AM Nov 14th
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@ Unicorns aren't funny. They're **magical**
2:58 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to Beef_Tongue
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Who's going to be the one to tell Levi Johnston that women don't buy Playgirl?
2:43 PM Nov 13th
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@ if only we could get people to care as much about their water supplies as moon water! Water Bond 2010!!
1:33 PM Nov 13th
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in reply to girlLawyer
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If water on the moon could allow for settlement, I have an idea!
Survivor Moon: fundamentalist wingnut edition.
Tagline: good riddance.
1:32 PM Nov 13th
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It's hard enough getting clean water from the mountains to your taps, so don't go getting too excited about water on the moon.
12:43 PM Nov 13th
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Carrie Prejean should be careful around Dick Cheney - he might mistake her "deer in the headlights" look for the real thing.
2:45 PM Nov 12th
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Carrie Prejean should've opted for the brain implants.
Oh, my bad, was that inappropriate?
2:41 PM Nov 12th
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I heard that Lou Dobbs quit CNN so he could join the Minutemen.
Ok, I didn't hear that, but would it surprise you if it were true?
8:51 PM Nov 11th
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could you all just press the pause button for a bit...I can't keep up
12:22 PM Nov 11th
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They say Australian Shepherds are really smart, but it's been almost 2 years & mine still doesn't understand "leave me the fuck alone".
10:04 PM Nov 9th
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