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  1. Me: "Oh look a raptor! Oh, nevermind. It's just a turkey vulture." I think this probably makes the turkey vulture sad.
  2. When the dog keeps bugging you, she doesn't want to be pet. She just wants your spot on the couch.
  3. You know who I have to make happy tomorrow? Me and him. I win Thanksgiving.
  4. This vacation is Australian Shepherd approved.
  5. Awoke to a pink and purple skies above the ocean, with fog drifting down the Navarro River and into the bay. Happy zen. #mendocino
  6. "Feeling empowered by the bureaucracy." #ThingsINeverSay
  7. The Law & Order part of life is not at all like Law & Order. For one, The System doesn't care quite as much as Olivia and Elliot seem to.
  8. In retrospect, emailing my brother-in-law that he is "a pathetic piece of vomit" was probably too kind.
  9. I'm hoping the prosecutor is as good as McCoy. Bullies suck. 4 felony charges $300k bail. One gorilla goes to jail. Sha na na.
  10. On my way to Sac. I even checked my tire pressure like a responsible adult.
  11. I actually wanted to thank "goodness" and not "god", but 140 wasn't enough. So, thank goodness.
  12. Finding out at 6AM that your sister has been attacked by the man she's divorcing isn't a good way to start the day. Thank god she's ok.
  13. The probability of clearly communicated methodology is indirectly proportional to the use of probability in your analysis.
  14. Looking forward to Turkey Day brussel sprouts. This makes me a grown-up, doesn't it?
  15. @dvsjr whatever nerve it is that right on the top of my cheekbone. I can see it twitching.
  16. The nerve beneath my eye has been twitching for hours. Can I borrow your knife?
  17. Republicans are promising a "holy war" over health care bill. Yep, denying health care access to working families was Jesus' #1 priority.
  18. metameme, yo
  19. THIS MEETING IS ADJOURNED!
  20. @Tymethief bingo!