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  1. I think I just popped a blood vessel in my neck trying to push one out. about 13 hours ago from txt
  2. The Bitch Is Back http://www.summerofbenny.co... 7:15 PM Nov 27th from web
  3. Remember to change screen saver settings when goofing off at work. It's not easy explaining to the boss why your monitor suddenly went dark. 12:05 PM Nov 27th from txt
  4. I had not worked a Friday after Thanksgiving in 15 years. And today will be the last time I do. Enjoy the Bama/Auburn game, assholes. 9:39 AM Nov 27th from txt
  5. Black Friday reminds me of a special night in college. Let's just say it involved a cheap bottle of brandy and a cute girl named Latisha. 8:02 AM Nov 27th from txt
  6. Eat It http://www.summerofbenny.co... 4:38 PM Nov 26th from web
  7. As you spend time with friends and family this Thanksgiving, remember the history. Pilgrams came to America in search of a 4-day weekend. 10:20 AM Nov 26th from txt
  8. Laying in bed hungover and watching the parade. A Thanksgiving tradition. 7:15 AM Nov 26th from txt
  9. Shake it, shake it Sugaree. 8:57 PM Nov 25th from txt
  10. Why is everyone gone except my department? What a load of crap. 1:40 PM Nov 25th from txt
  11. Nothing says "Business Casual" like a Hoodie. 9:12 AM Nov 25th from txt
  12. I started a rumor that we're closing at 3:00 today. It's spreading faster than an STD on campus. 8:22 AM Nov 25th from txt
  13. You're probably not going to be eligible for your company's "Living Well" program if you eat a Sonic burger for breakfast. 6:19 AM Nov 25th from txt
  14. Have A Cigar http://www.summerofbenny.co... 8:06 PM Nov 24th from web
  15. I've been offline all day after my cell phone quit working this morning. But Sprint took care of me. And I'm back, baby! 6:41 PM Nov 24th from txt
  16. November Spawned A Monster http://www.summerofbenny.co... 5:44 PM Nov 23rd from web
  17. You hear weird things sitting on toilet in men's room. Guy at urinal is singing. Last guy was taling to himself. Think I'll rip a loud one. 9:51 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  18. Crowe Dog's dad cleared to leave hospital. Told him this was a good time to tell his dad that he drinks beer and likes men. 6:15 AM Nov 23rd from txt
  19. Chiefs update...Who is Andy Studebaker, and where is Wheaton College? Suck on that Steelers. 12:12 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  20. @chickmcgee1 Beat the f'n Cowboys. 11:50 AM Nov 22nd from web in reply to chickmcgee1