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  1. @jenniferleeland - YAY you ! xoxo
  2. dude driving the firetruck w/ lights & sirens: i appreciate cat calls & blown kisses. but maybe u should be concentrating? just saying xoxo
  3. Shots at lunch? Yes bitchez another round! xoxo
  4. i took my dog to a funeral yesterday...thats cool right?? & oh yeah..i drove there in just a mans shirt...xoxo
  5. me: can you squeeze me in for a quick & dirty mani pedi?? Her: umm..we NO DO DIRTY *click* some shit just doesnt translate xoxo
  6. guess who wins this death match - iphone vs. sidewalk- ... its ok..all that money in my bank account was making my ass look big anyway
  7. note to self: when at a car wash... put ALLL the windows up.. that way you wont get sprayed with water & scream into client voicemail...xoxo
  8. its ok folks..not a circulatory problem after all...whew... my new jeans just dyed my ankles blue..scared me to death..lol xoxo
  9. Cops: did u see anyone? Me: a guy asked me for directions to best buy Cops: did he seem suspicious? Me: umm he seemed lost
  10. @jwolman my roomba is named Buddy...& i glued little ears on him... dont judge me - you dont know my life... :-) xoxo
  11. as an added benefit... puppies.... are most excellent cock blockers... ..xoxo
  12. goofing round with colorsplash - xoxo http://twitpic.com/90dgx
  13. newest pet peeve: folks that dont wrangle thier kids in parking lots: bitch pleeeeze put the cell phone away & hold her little hand!! xoxo
  14. dude: call it a booty call..youll have a better shot...telling me to "live in the moment" just pisssed me off... xoxo
  15. this song..kinda sums up new york in summer... for me...xoxo http://bit.ly/86iri
  16. Plan change- yachting next week - today clevland rocks- hall of fame!!! Xoxo
  17. christ we lost jay bennett this week too...http://bit.ly/1HW6w xoxo
  18. Rip Micheal Jackson & Farrah:(
  19. il - xoxo
  20. To: hippie chick in front of me- I'm sorry our lil country store doesn't stock cloves- no need to freak! Take your wine & go back to th ...