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  1. Alice is in a bad way - :-( checked into animal hospital - siezures- I'm pretty much a wreck
  2. Dear God WTF? I'm supposed to believe there is a higher power AND it allowed the Beverly hills cop movies to be made? no can do xoxo
  3. i think i just found my new years eve plan !! who feels like a lil dirt track date? xoxo http://bit.ly/4Ngh3L via @addthis
  4. alice just ran down the hall w/ a pair of my #panties...did i mention we are at the office? xoxo #professionalFAIL
  5. @justinmm2 but darling...do you have a bar? xoxo
  6. the problem with coming into the office early ..is that it takes too long for lunch time to roll around.. xoxo
  7. RT @violetblue In the @jimmyjane offices wanting one of *everything* Im jealous <3 @jimmiejane
  8. @newyorkerest ohhhh count me in on the conde nast deal!! xoxo
  9. @playazball which of you playaz dropped "comet dust" into the air traffic control system this morning?? xoxo
  10. i just got a box of brownies form a secret admirerer! thats cool right? not creepy? xoxo
  11. @TCtheTerrible i agree you should be able to drink from almost any postion...mmmm cept maybe missionary.. xoxox
  12. Dinner @cocosala the malted martini(s) were great!! Food was good too -but hard to eat w/ 3 ppl @ that teeeny table #reservationfail xo
  13. Dangerously Delicious Pies is now taking orders for Thanksgiving! Pick up available at their H St NE location http://bit.ly/2yd4He
  14. @FoxymoronTweet perfectly safe... good ?thought cause its jus t a matter of time before suri is a pron name! xoxo
  15. my new fave site xoxo h ttp://thediaryofsuricruise.tumblr.com/
  16. @justinmm2 hi sugar! welcome to Twitter xoxo
  17. @ThePorscheGuy don't tease me - you KNOW I have a soft spot for the silver ones xoxo
  18. @dcconcierge Simon in McLean is pretty darn good & I pay a pittance!! xoxo
  19. @FoxymoronTweet thats sweet but realllly ONE of us has to be sober...or at least be able to find our way home from our "walk" xoxox
  20. @AbbottRabbit omg..of COURSE your moms knows the dog bloggers! lol xoxox