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@jenniferleeland - YAY you ! xoxoabout 15 hours ago from web
dude driving the firetruck w/ lights & sirens: i appreciate cat calls & blown kisses. but maybe u should be concentrating? just saying xoxoabout 17 hours ago from web
Shots at lunch? Yes bitchez another round! xoxo10:53 AM Jul 14th from txt
i took my dog to a funeral yesterday...thats cool right?? & oh yeah..i drove there in just a mans shirt...xoxo7:49 AM Jul 14th from web
me: can you squeeze me in for a quick & dirty mani pedi?? Her: umm..we NO DO DIRTY *click* some shit just doesnt translate xoxo12:11 PM Jul 13th from web
guess who wins this death match - iphone vs. sidewalk- ... its ok..all that money in my bank account was making my ass look big anyway11:46 AM Jul 13th from web
note to self: when at a car wash... put ALLL the windows up.. that way you wont get sprayed with water & scream into client voicemail...xoxo1:19 PM Jul 9th from web
its ok folks..not a circulatory problem after all...whew... my new jeans just dyed my ankles blue..scared me to death..lol xoxo10:33 AM Jul 9th from web
Cops: did u see anyone? Me: a guy asked me for directions to best buy Cops: did he seem suspicious? Me: umm he seemed lost7:53 AM Jul 9th from txt
@jwolman my roomba is named Buddy...& i glued little ears on him... dont judge me - you dont know my life... :-) xoxo1:29 PM Jul 8th from web
as an added benefit... puppies.... are most excellent cock blockers... ..xoxo7:37 AM Jul 5th from web
goofing round with colorsplash - xoxo http://twitpic.com/90dgx7:47 PM Jul 1st from ColorSplash
newest pet peeve: folks that dont wrangle thier kids in parking lots: bitch pleeeeze put the cell phone away & hold her little hand!! xoxo1:15 PM Jul 1st from web
dude: call it a booty call..youll have a better shot...telling me to "live in the moment" just pisssed me off... xoxo9:06 AM Jul 1st from web
this song..kinda sums up new york in summer... for me...xoxo http://bit.ly/86iri12:57 PM Jun 29th from web
Plan change- yachting next week - today clevland rocks- hall of fame!!! Xoxo9:30 AM Jun 27th from txt
christ we lost jay bennett this week too...http://bit.ly/1HW6w xoxo10:57 AM Jun 26th from web
Rip Micheal Jackson & Farrah:(5:13 PM Jun 25th from txt
il - xoxo6:46 PM Jun 18th from txt
To: hippie chick in front of me- I'm sorry our lil country store doesn't stock cloves- no need to freak! Take your wine & go back to th ...6:46 PM Jun 18th from txt