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  1. Tonight, while cooking for a dinner party, I'm pretending to be @slackmistress. Flattering? Or creepy? about 1 hour ago from txt
  2. I just got in trouble for giving @mongoosemrj what he wanted for his birthday. Boys are weird. about 23 hours ago from txt
  3. Somebody remembered to feed his @suicidaljane. I love that somebody. 5:09 PM Dec 16th from txt
  4. So far this week I've written two posts in two days. It's a christmas miracle! 2:19 PM Dec 16th from txt
  5. @michaelrholmes that was one of my favorite christmas specials! I had it recorded and watched it year round. 1:50 PM Dec 16th from txt
  6. @rawr_syd_rawr despite the name, soy sauce is not a sauce in my world, it's a liquid, i'm fine with liquids. 5:03 PM Dec 15th from txt
  7. @RAWR_Syd_RAWR sushi is yummy, and sauceless. just how i like it! 5:02 PM Dec 15th from txt
  8. @julietjayne awwww! I love you gals! 4:57 PM Dec 15th from txt
  9. @julietjayne sooo hungry! I miss you, and your dependable @suicidaljane feeding schedule! 4:54 PM Dec 15th from txt
  10. Never forget that in the wild, she's a vicious hunter. 4:52 PM Dec 15th from txt
  11. Folks if you're lucky enough to have a @suicidaljane at home, please remember to feed her regularily. 4:50 PM Dec 15th from txt
  12. If your fortune cookie has no fortune, is that a bad sign? Am I going to die? Real soon? 6:27 PM Dec 14th from txt
  13. Chicken, duh. RT @RAWR_Syd_RAWR What does one taste while they witness a car accident? 4:17 PM Dec 14th from web
  14. By the way, happy birthday Janelle, even though you aren't on twitter. It's the thought that counts, right? 4:13 PM Dec 14th from web
  15. Potstickers for dinner, makes a day better. 4:13 PM Dec 14th from web
  16. Aren't I a little young to come be having hot flashes? 4:58 AM Dec 14th from txt
  17. 6 o'clock started lupron injections... 8:30 all the side effects began. 7:45 PM Dec 13th from txt
  18. @RAWR_Syd_RAWR you're too young for one, you get sour gummi worms. 5:00 AM Dec 11th from txt
  19. We made it to Friday! Have a margarita, my treat. 4:59 AM Dec 11th from txt
  20. The rachel? 8:10 PM Dec 10th from txt