sugarmommy
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@ I had a funny feeling...I couldn't imagine you sending an "I made $$ on google" message! BIZARRO!
7:34 PM Nov 2nd
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in reply to Mamacita
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@ - Okay, that is quite possible the cutest pumpkin face EVER!
7:03 AM Oct 26th
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T-shirt spotted: "United States Constitution - I read it for the Articles."
4:05 PM Oct 11th
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Me (on phone w/ hubby, as boys scream & beat the crap out of each other): "Would you be opposed to having just two kids?" Hubs: "Which two?"
7:53 PM Sep 26th
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Dear scary lady at WalMart- That is a sports bra you are wearing, not a shirt. Please cover accordingly. Now, where is the eye bleach?
8:32 AM Sep 7th
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@ I think that maybe we can ALL be thankful for that. I don't care WHAT you look like, a Speedo is no man's friend.
8:19 PM Aug 28th
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in reply to jc14
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- How to play in the pouring rain - in your underwear (hint: this only works if you are under 9, otherwise it's
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10:55 AM Aug 18th
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Unless the question is "How do I put out this fire" or "How do I stop the hemorrhaging," it can wait until I am done in the bathroom.
3:03 PM Aug 12th
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@ *snort* Reminds me of that line in "Grease" - If you can't be an athlete, be an athletic supporter!"
4:39 PM Aug 11th
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in reply to denicekimberly
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Trying not to have an aneurysm while reading all of the blatant grammatical errors in the letter from my boys' school. GAH!
7:36 AM Aug 11th
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Dear Dermatology gods: It's supposed to be wrinkles OR zits, not wrinkles AND zits. Why do you hate me?
5:17 PM Aug 8th
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@ You have sanity? Where'd you get it? I want some! (hee hee! Love you!)
8:01 AM Aug 4th
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in reply to trixiefirecory
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Finally figured out why I'm always so agitated when I leave the othodontist's office. CNN in the waiting room for 30 minutes.
7:50 AM Jul 28th
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Why is it I have to say "Did you clean out the dishwasher?" 87 times, but I never have to repeat "Did you remember to eat that ice cream?"
6:53 PM Jul 20th
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Who forgot to remind Cat Deeley to put on pants? Looking a little Lohan there, Cat.
6:58 PM Jul 16th
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6y/o: "Collin can blow bubbles out of his NOSE. I gotta figure out how he does that!"
10:37 AM Jul 15th
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Funniest Facebook exchange ever
11:54 AM Jul 12th
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106 & WINDY! This must be what it feels like to live in a convection oven.
4:46 PM Jul 9th
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@ What exactly are you testing?
1:33 PM Jul 8th
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in reply to strikem
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@ I really admire the way you are sacrificing yourself. It's inspiring! ;P
1:32 PM Jul 8th
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in reply to taxgirl
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- Name buffi
- Location Candyland, TEXAS!!
- Web http://sugar-momm...
- Bio Christian, Mommy, USAF wife, staunch conservative, pretty much the dictionary definition of Soccer Mom.
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