SUETheTRex
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: Scientists believe I could eat up to 500 lbs (230 kg) of food in one bite. I hope you made enough pumpkin pie...
about 20 hours ago
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Being a reptile, I never really knew who my father was. Therefore, my @ parody feed would actually be very boring.
9:35 AM Nov 23rd
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Black Friday Doorbusters? Bah! Who needs that noise? Just do ALL of your shopping at the SUE store! More time for meat!
9:29 AM Nov 23rd
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TDay tip from a devout carnivore: Brine yo turkey! It's SO moist and juicy! @'s Alton Brown has a good recipe:
9:23 AM Nov 23rd
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@ You should be nice to your kid sister. I wish mine was around. We'd harass tourists and make fun of the Tsavo Lions together.
2:56 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to salute24
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@ (spit take) MSI?!?! I'm @!!! Admit it, you're a subversive velociraptor in disguise, aren't you?
11:58 AM Nov 20th
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Special love goes out to @: His twitter feed smells of rich oaken furniture, musk, and class.
11:46 AM Nov 20th
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love: @, @, @, @, @, @, @, @, @
11:43 AM Nov 20th
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Forget or ... I'm on Team Pete Makovicky, @'s Geology chair. Soooo dreamy...
11:35 AM Nov 20th
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Dear guy in the Ed Hardy shirt: I should devour you for saying I'm smaller than you expected, but you'd probably taste like Axe body spray.
11:32 AM Nov 20th
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The downside to @ leaving, of course, is her book club. Having a grapefruit sized brain, I can't read, but if I could, I would!
9:54 AM Nov 20th
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Heard @ is leaving Chicago. Guess she finally realized there's only room for 1 awesome chick in this town. *Bows, claiming victory*
8:54 AM Nov 20th
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@ Sorry for the sales pitch. They told me I need to pull my weight here or else they'll lower my ham ration to only 36 a day!
11:46 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to g33kgrrl
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300 Tweets! I haven't been this excited since I beat @ in a rap battle.
9:17 AM Nov 19th
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@ Sorry, I'm busy with the job I ALREADY have... moving these fine SUE products! You can own a plush me!
9:04 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to g33kgrrl
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Single Fellas: If you take a date to "Nature of Diamonds" @, ladies will subconsciously link you with jewelry. Jus' an idea...
8:28 AM Nov 19th
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@ found the actors in "New Moon" to be like wax. I'm just appalled at the lack of a strong, female, dinosaur lead.
7:57 AM Nov 19th
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@ Really? KING KONG AIN'T GOT NUTTIN' ON ME! (Slowly backs away, looks for an exit... water reptiles scare SUE)
7:56 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to ColonelTribune
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RT @: Gracious. These chaps found ancient crocodilian fossils that probably scared dinosaurs: [attn @
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7:55 AM Nov 19th
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@ Aw, I'm blushing from your flattery. But did Circe have foot long teeth and bite force of a small pickup? And also as cute?
7:51 AM Nov 19th
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in reply to ColonelTribune
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- Name Specimen FMNH PR2081
- Location Chicago, IL
- Web http://www.fieldm...
- Bio Hi. I'm Sue, I'm a Leo, I like meat, Chicago, the movie Jurassic Park, and what else? Oh yeah, I'm the world's greatest apex predator.
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