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  1. Heading north, away from the teeny-screams of Jedward fans. Ah, Paradise.. 3:55 AM Nov 7th from web
  2. @kevinpoulter Ours is the love that dare not speak its name..... x 3:50 AM Nov 7th from TweetDeck in reply to kevinpoulter
  3. @MrBoffly He also said that oats were only eaten by horses and the Scots. He wouldn't have fared well had he ventured north of the border.. 4:02 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to MrBoffly
  4. @russellquinn Yes, but it might clash with my vodka-scrambled-eggs... 3:25 AM Nov 5th from TweetDeck in reply to russellquinn
  5. At what point in the day is it acceptable to start drinking whisky? ie. Can I pour it over my porridge and call it a 'Scottish Breakfast'? 3:20 AM Nov 5th from web
  6. @iwrotethis I visit Planet O for only two reasons; the thrice-filtered bee wee and the olde worlde manners of the patrons. You're a gent. 8:00 AM Nov 4th from TweetDeck in reply to iwrotethis
  7. @NyesDad I am so so sorry. I will light a candle for him tonight and do whatever I can in my small way to stop it from happening again xx 8:27 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to NyesDad
  8. @gilescoren Yes, hurray - I shall tweak your beard lovingly, and you can tug at my moustache. T'will be marvellous xxxx 7:38 AM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to gilescoren
  9. NB. Candlelit vigil for Ian Baynham, victim of homophobic hate-crime, tonight from 8pm at Trafalgar Square. 7:20 AM Oct 30th from web
  10. Just had one of those magical walks on the heath, listening to the birds and gazing at the copper beech trees in the sun. Life is sweet x 6:43 AM Oct 30th from web
  11. Just finished my dog-shit cookies in time for the trick or treaters.. Ah, I do love Halloween. Off now to rig up the catapult & crossbows.. 3:07 AM Oct 30th from web
  12. @Bitsnstuff The Bangkok ladybugs have more spots. I think. Oh god (rushes to check in case she's wiped out last indigenous Britbug..) 6:38 AM Oct 29th from TweetDeck in reply to Bitsnstuff
  13. Just had to kill a dozen harlequin ladybirds. Why? Well, them foreign ladybirds, they come over 'ere, taking all our lacewings.. 3:05 AM Oct 29th from web
  14. Jedward look like a LaRoux cloning experiment that has partially succeeded 2:00 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck
  15. @SnoopyJosh Thank you x 1:59 PM Oct 25th from TweetDeck in reply to Oli142
  16. @caitlinmoran Misread "Munch Bunch' as some sort of Norwegian symbolist painting collective who meet occasionally to scream.. 2:52 AM Oct 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to caitlinmoran
  17. @philthD Yes, have now realised that Mel Sykes is prob. cockney rhyming slang. I shall go past again and see if he shouts 'Vin Diesel'.. 7:04 AM Oct 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to philthD
  18. A builder has just shouted 'Oi, Mel Sykes!' at me, proving that regular eye tests are no longer mandatory in the construction industry.. 6:51 AM Oct 22nd from web
  19. And yes, I do have too much time on my hands. As well as courgette juice and lady-blood. 5:21 AM Oct 22nd from web
  20. Attempting to make a courgette trumpet (with red pepper mute). So far I've managed to slice off my thumb. That, at least, created a sound. 5:21 AM Oct 22nd from web