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  1. Earlier today on my friend's Mac, I was doing a Google search for "penicillin allergies" and it history auto-filled "penis pump" *awkward
  2. this is the weirdest movie trailer i've ever seen. i've watched this like 10 times straight: http://www.youtube.com/watc...
  3. @alexysmusic so you went and sang @ the White House State Dinner tonight and didn't say anything #ThingsToMentionAtLunch
  4. We forget that John Adams had to surf the Internet by candle light. #blackout #fml
  5. My entire neighborhood just lost power. So a day after someone lit the building on fire, everyone will now use candles. Great.
  6. congrats to @craigph & @iangertler on the launch of @cursormarketing (and to Phillip to)...
  7. When did Barry Manilow start looking like a lesbian?
  8. All I wanted was dinner and I walked into this: http://twitpic.com/qllrm http://twitpic.com/qllwf
  9. @keehillman yes, i'm a shark.
  10. Never a dull moment. 2nd floor of my building was on fire. someone burnt their kitchen to a crisp. 4th floor unharmed. heart still pounding.
  11. My apartment was just evaccuated and is definitely on fire. Awesome. http://twitpic.com/qla5k
  12. Excuse me while I pay for everything in $2 bills for the next few days... **cue queer looks from Quizno's sandwich artist**
  13. I just found $500 worth of $2 bills that I hid when I was 16. I didn't mean to hide it from myself. Finding unexpected money is nice tho...
  14. Hilarious unknown fact of the day: Phyllis Diller & Suge Knight had the same accountant in the 90's. Thanks, dad.
  15. This is the only NSFW back I've ever seen. I don't understand what I'm looking at: http://twitpic.com/q9jyg.
  16. Is Aerosmith breaking up because they each want to pursue different nursing homes?
  17. Someone please explain this one to me. I just found this myself: http://twitpic.com/q7t3a #KindaRacist
  18. TheGrove has the longest line I've ever seen- for Twilight. I'm both embarrassed and confused. Anne Rice should be turning in her bed.
  19. so @heidimontag is now following me because i mentioned @laurenconrad earlier in the day? she's sniping LC fans. oh shit.
  20. Fair warning, if u come to dinner with me, i will tell the hostess it is your birthday... Every time. http://twitpic.com/q77vx