successpool
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Success is not just the sweetest milk suckled from Mammon's teat - it's also knowing you kept the other teat out of the other guy's mouth.
about 7 hours ago
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A guy told me today to give everything I have to the least among us. Those were his dying words.
11:19 AM Dec 25th
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I told that fat bastard Santa that his business model was a mess, and here he is, still only open one night a year. What an asshole.
11:19 AM Dec 24th
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I was watching the news the other night, and I have only one question: what are "labor unions"? They sound scary.
11:19 AM Dec 23rd
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My product line is made with 100% free-market labor in Saipan, and each factory worker is proud of it - even the ones who've hit puberty.
11:19 AM Dec 22nd
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Government coercion is society's #1 problem. Just ask anybody at the country club, we'll all tell you the same thing.
11:19 AM Dec 21st
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Success means finding the neediest among us, and billing them.
11:19 AM Dec 20th
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Not caring about the poor doesn't make me a bad guy. It's my occasional thrill murder of vagrants that does that.
11:19 AM Dec 19th
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Libertarians are Reaganites who smoke weed. What's not to love?
4:19 PM Dec 18th
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Dear Santa: This year I want more deregulation of the financial industry. What's that? You're all out? Don't fuck with me, old man!
9:40 AM Dec 16th
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I don't call them bums - that's uncivilized. I call them "yacht-challenged".
9:40 AM Dec 15th
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Never, ever let them see you group high-risk debt with low-risk debt. Not that they're looking, mind you. Oh, and don't sweat, either.
9:40 AM Dec 14th
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Dear China: Sure, you lent us trillions, but look at all the aircraft carriers we bought with it! Come and get it, suckers! Signed, USA.
9:40 AM Dec 13th
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In Sao Paolo, there's a black market for human organs. I just want to know where I can buy Kidney Bonds.
9:40 AM Dec 12th
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Tis the season to reflect on a year marked by economic trouble and sad tales of woe...FOR LOSERS!
9:41 AM Dec 11th
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The tangy tart of finest champagne or the hot salty neck-blood of a competitor? Why not both?
9:41 AM Dec 10th
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Success is never having to say you killed people.
10:49 AM Dec 4th
from TweetDeck
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I laughed at the poop jokes until I saw he was a goddamn commie.
2:40 PM Dec 3rd
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There's nothing wrong with free-market capitalism that alcoholism can't fix.
2:32 PM Dec 2nd
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When you have a rival, go for the throat until they are subdued. My kids hate that rule, but damn if I don't get my wife's attention withit
2:29 PM Dec 1st
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- Name Clint Haarschnitt
- Location Diablo Blanco, FL
- Bio Punching Success In The Cock
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