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  1. Best. Blog visitor. EVER. And I've got the statcounter screenshot to prove it. http://bit.ly/5klXtc about 22 hours ago from web
  2. Overheard from 5-yr-old Punky: Bruiser, you think you're the greatest. You think you're the boss. Well I've got news for you. YOU'RE NOT! 7:24 AM Dec 5th from web
  3. You know it's a slow news day when Marilyn Manson's dating status is the featured story on Yahoo. 7:14 AM Dec 5th from web
  4. You won't BELIEVE the tales of cheaters in this week's Suburban Turmoil newspaper column! http://bit.ly/7lujoA 9:45 AM Dec 3rd from web
  5. @momminitup So glad I was able to properly educate you about your co-worker's "secret life." ;) 12:22 PM Dec 2nd from web
  6. @momslant We should have a playdate some time and hone our kids' debating skills! You can never start too early... :D 12:22 PM Dec 2nd from web
  7. Inspired by our Jesse Tree, my daughter stood before her public school class yesterday & told them about creation! #lovemylittlebiblebeater 10:22 AM Dec 2nd from web
  8. Someone from the Executive Office of the President in Washington, DC has started reading my blog. Could it be... OBAMA?!! 9:57 AM Dec 2nd from web
  9. @pwilson Dude, it's the Elf on the Shelf that TELLS Santa these things. You know that! 8:39 AM Dec 2nd from web
  10. I feel a strange mixture of happiness, fear and guilt that my 2-year-old can choose, change out, and play DVDs all by himself. 8:20 AM Dec 2nd from web
  11. This is one of those moments in life where I have to either laugh or cry. http://bit.ly/52uUIg 7:32 AM Dec 2nd from web
  12. I can absolutely guarantee you will never forget this interview! http://bit.ly/86hsAI 8:17 AM Dec 1st from web
  13. Inside the mind of an Adult Baby. http://bit.ly/7RzMbN Happy Monday! 5:59 AM Nov 30th from web
  14. Nothing like starting off Thanksgiving with the police at the front door. #proofthatyouarenotanadultat19 #canicrawlintomyturkeyanddie 8:33 AM Nov 26th from web
  15. Did you know that at the original Thanksgiving, it took three days to eat all the food? I'm thinking mine's going to go the same way... 9:40 AM Nov 25th from web
  16. @isabelkallman I am becoming PTOtorious. 4:02 PM Nov 24th from web
  17. Hey, who wants to share with me their hilarious/ironic/tearjerking story of being cheated on? Bueller? Bueller? 3:28 PM Nov 24th from web
  18. Oh... merde. http://bit.ly/4w8oYX 3:24 PM Nov 24th from web
  19. I can't even imagine... http://bit.ly/5uM29B 11:36 AM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @herbadmother Hey, Uma Thurman just did it. Bad Mutha Hair is totally in right now! 8:29 AM Nov 23rd from web