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substr

  1. Post-game roof opening #Marlins twitter.com/substr/status/…
  2. Purty. #Marlins twitter.com/substr/status/…
  3. If you're going to refer to yourself in the third person, use proper grammar in the process.
  4. It really irks me when people try to put their own flavor on the national anthem and it sounds like ass. Do it right.
  5. @SarahAubrey02 ... is the fifth planet from the sun. True story.
  6. @SarahAubrey02 and blown saves aren't :(
  7. @terencereilly82 34k paid attendance
  8. Not bad for $13 tix, eh? twitter.com/substr/status/…
  9. Let's go FISH twitter.com/substr/status/…
  10. @SarahAubrey02 you always find things when you least expect to
  11. @HeathBell21 Miami believes in you. You'll find your groove
  12. RT @captj: This game in Sunrise, Florida won't end until Sunrise in Florida.
  13. @captj I can respect that. I couldn't afford to go tonight and it's only 20 min away
  14. @captj I'm about to jump out of my underwear
  15. @captj dude.
  16. FUCK YEAH, GOC! #FlaPanthers