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  1. what has two arms, two legs, four pedals and six wheels? answer: me and my stuff riding home from the bike shop tonight. 4:21 PM Nov 14th from Adium
  2. @tcollen at least they encourage you to communicate your feelings. i'm gonna build an ELIZA 404 page for a site someday. 4:17 PM Nov 14th from Adium in reply to tcollen
  3. now that burrito is no more, might just pick up bike tomorrow and go watch some derby with @nicepersonality and @scarmen28. #walkinghome 12:34 PM Nov 14th from DestroyTwitter
  4. at @glacierscafe eating a breakfast burrito while my bike gets some new wheels 12:33 PM Nov 14th from DestroyTwitter
  5. @lof yeah, i hope the they're upgrading their tech so the new signs aren't all "I have no idea when the next bus will come" like NexTrip is 3:44 PM Nov 11th from Adium in reply to lof
  6. @webandy that's awesome. i hope some of the audio signs make it to out-of-the-way stops. 3:42 PM Nov 11th from Adium in reply to webandy
  7. Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes (the ones with the recursive snowmen on the box) are on sale everywhere. #christmascreep 12:29 PM Nov 9th from web
  8. Kind of glad I went on a bike ride today instead of watching the Packers. Ouch. 4:53 PM Nov 8th from web
  9. Correction: it was a MIRACLE EAR commercial, not a beer commercial. (insert hearing joke here) 10:59 AM Nov 2nd from DestroyTwitter
  10. There is a beer commercial being filmed at Meritage in DT St. Paul, downstairs from my office. Unexpected. 7:17 AM Nov 2nd from DestroyTwitter
  11. left keys at the office, didn't realize it until i was back in mpls trying to unlock my bike. broke into house, but can't find bike key... 4:44 PM Oct 30th from Adium
  12. No God, just Goldy Gopher: http://tr.im/CqeN (YT) 7:57 AM Oct 20th from DestroyTwitter
  13. just got home and turned on the ALCS in time to see Torii Hunter flub a line drive. Bad omen... 7:06 PM Oct 16th from DestroyTwitter
  14. @jefflin I often spray my colleagues with two-liter Faygo bottles. We Juggalo programmers aren't in as high of demand, though. 7:42 AM Oct 15th from DestroyTwitter in reply to jefflin
  15. I hope someone can fill me later in on whether tonight's OTUG talk makes any sense whatsoever: http://tr.im/BNWe 2:07 PM Oct 14th from DestroyTwitter
  16. I like how American Idol Rewind is on right after Jack Van Impe Presents on Channel 9 at 11:30. Best hour of the week. 10:13 PM Oct 11th from Adium
  17. @the506 we just got the last play of that game as "bonus coverage" after lions/steelers. It looked...representative. 1:08 PM Oct 11th from Adium in reply to the506
  18. @pclark if it's not, it should be. 1:03 PM Oct 11th from Adium in reply to pclark
  19. Favre just described by Steelers/Lions announcer as "a neon performer" in a fellative monologue that has yet to end 11:51 AM Oct 11th from Adium
  20. got groped by a zombie while biking through the West Bank, which almost makes up for my poor dildo ring toss performance earlier in the day. 5:53 PM Oct 10th from Adium