sublingual
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Someone entertain me!
6:25 PM Dec 11th
from web
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What if deer have a transcendant sense of humor, and they really CAN see safety orange?
2:21 PM Dec 10th
from web
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@ "part frog, part Muppet, part chain-smoker" sounds like a VH-1 special on Kermit
8:31 AM Dec 7th
from BeTwittered
in reply to DadGoneMad
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Abstract Cobra Necklace in Argentium Sterling Silver by upcyclist
8:46 AM Dec 6th
from web
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@ Technically, I had the first two at mine last night--not that I took advantage of either one.
10:54 AM Dec 5th
from BeTwittered
in reply to DadGoneMad
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B-Day Party Fri Nite--make a lonely old man happy and show up! Contact me for new addr/dir to new place in beautiful Pasadena, aka Man Cave
9:17 AM Dec 1st
from BeTwittered
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Watched "Fur: an Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus" last night. Kinda cool, very odd, Downey is good as hirsute Lionel
12:47 PM Nov 28th
from web
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Dude, did that movie ad just say "Boondock Saints 2"?!?!?
6:41 PM Nov 27th
from SimplyTweet
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Give me a juggernaut heart...and a Japanese car
7:52 AM Nov 25th
from BeTwittered
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@ L4D2? Does it come with Kenny Baker inside?
8:24 AM Nov 24th
from BeTwittered
in reply to Icedawg004
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@ yes, global warming is just a clever ruse--like evolution, germs, and particle physics
10:56 AM Nov 23rd
from BeTwittered
in reply to rwagner78
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Trying to decide between going out or having a b-day party on the 4th. At least it's a Friday!
2:27 PM Nov 16th
from BeTwittered
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Bwahahaha! RT @: Parenting Tip: soothe the repetition in Eric Carle board books by mentally adding "Likes it in the ass" to each line.
1:20 PM Nov 16th
from BeTwittered
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RT @: vaya con dios, lou dobbs. wait, i should probably rephrase that
6:37 AM Nov 13th
from BeTwittered
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@ um, how many sides does your car have, not including back, front, top, bottom?
5:18 AM Nov 13th
from BeTwittered
in reply to BrigaBauble
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@ Mine isn't much better. How ya been?
9:53 AM Nov 12th
from BeTwittered
in reply to mrproper
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Alice: "What do you want for Christmas?" Me: "Resolution." Alice: "That's not a toy!"
6:49 AM Nov 9th
from SimplyTweet
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RT the hate: @: Dear CareFirst, why must u continue to suck. Quit trying to cut back benefits on my daughter with !!
8:59 AM Nov 6th
from BeTwittered
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I put together a quick banner for my etsy shop--it'll work for now:
2:09 PM Nov 4th
from BeTwittered
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s'cool. Let me know if I need to bring a trowel, lol. Toss me your address & a time. May not be able to get there before 6-7ish
12:13 PM Nov 4th
from BeTwittered
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