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  1. Ethan is doing his best to get out of finishing his dinner. He's insisting that there are worms in his sweet potato fries. I'm not buyin'. 2:56 PM Nov 2nd from web
  2. I can eat my way through an entire bag of Pirate's Booty faster than you can say "Ambisol." 6:11 PM Oct 31st from web
  3. Main characters were being chased by an empty hearse. Now there are dwarves. Dwarves with cloaks. Best movie ever. 5:40 PM Oct 31st from web
  4. Jeff isn't finding this movie NEARLY as hilarious as I am. I think my snorting is starting to annoy him. 5:37 PM Oct 31st from web
  5. Jeff's making me watch a cheesy 70's horror flick. He'll regret it the 40th time I make him get out of bed tonight to check on things. 4:57 PM Oct 31st from web
  6. Finally got to see The Man in the Yellow Hat actually at work, for once. Surprisingly, he is not a pimp, as I'd thought. 1:05 PM Oct 30th from web
  7. "Stop looking at me!" "Stop singing!" "Stop eating!" "Stop putting your foot on my side of the couch!" Children really ARE gems. 4:09 AM Oct 30th from web
  8. Pretend you couldn't see frazzled rain-soaked mother pushing cart & stroller, same time, w/ 4yo running amuck in store. She'd appreciate it. 9:20 AM Oct 27th from web
  9. Beautiful today-74 degrees right now. Too bad we are all continuously snotting from the nose and unable to enjoy it fully. 10:47 AM Oct 21st from web
  10. I, however, could use a 3rd cup of coffee. Already. It is 9am. 6:02 AM Oct 21st from web
  11. O has spent the morning climbing to the highest heights (top of back of couch) & flinging himself off while shouting 'To finity an eeyond!' 6:02 AM Oct 21st from web
  12. Heading to pumpkin patch. On a weekday afternoon. In NoVa. Be back in about, oh... say, 8 hours. 12:17 PM Oct 20th from web
  13. Wherein "smidge" = "eye daggers." 12:05 PM Oct 20th from web
  14. BUT when (lone) dude 4 people back gets to cut in front of my, my 5 items and 2 crabby kids, well... it makes me a smiiiidge upset. 12:05 PM Oct 20th from web
  15. Rule is that uniformed personnel have priority in line @ commissary. And I get that. I guess. Don't understand reasoning but whatev, right? 12:04 PM Oct 20th from web
  16. Scene: Express lane, commissary. Me, w/ 5 items and 2 whiny, tired children. They weren't HORRIBLE but not exactly angels either. cont'd... 12:04 PM Oct 20th from web
  17. Somehow, I feel I should have known that "Batman has to go poop in the potty!" was actually code for "Pooped in my underpants, Mom!" 7:12 AM Oct 20th from web
  18. WHY DO MY KIDS WAKE UP SO EARLY? Related: WHERE'S MY COFFEE ? I should really teach 4yo, SINCE HE'S UP, to use the coffee maker... 4:27 AM Oct 20th from web
  19. @davemcknight Oliver's gonna be a spider. Probably. (He's afraid of his costume so this depends on whether we can get over the fear or not.) 9:24 PM Oct 19th from web in reply to davemcknight
  20. @davemcknight Vampire, much to Jeff's delight. Hates those sissy frogs and cuddly lions he's been thus far. Vampires are so much cooler :) 9:03 PM Oct 19th from web in reply to davemcknight