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  1. Related: don't forget to burn the socks your child wore through the parking lot, into the shady rest area and INSIDE THE PUBLIC BATHROOM.
  2. Who goes away for 2 weeks & forgets to pack A SINGLE PAIR OF SHOES for BOTH their children? Me & my pre-alzheimeriffic brain, that's who.
  3. That was meant to be 'quiet,' obviously. I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight if I didn't point that out. IF I even go to to bed, that is.
  4. Almost done packing... debating waking the boys in a few hours to just drive through the night. They'd be quite & sleep in the car, right?
  5. Only way I can pack for Erie is by allowing the boys to destroy the rest of the house while I fill suitcases. Gotta be a better way...
  6. I do, however, LOVE Junior Mints. Remarkable sadness-healing powers they have, did you know that?
  7. I hate goodbyes.
  8. I mean, 8.
  9. EMCA Twix count: 7.
  10. @davemcknight Sorry, you need a uterus to eat THESE Twix. ;)
  11. Eating my cramps away. Fun Size Twix count currently stands at: 4.
  12. My 4yo over breakfast: "I'm thinking about growing the perfect mustache..."
  13. Both children refusing to nap. I give up! But I assure you there will be no one under 5 NOT in bed by the time 6pm rolls around.
  14. Not to return until late tonight! And without taking any of these screaming children with him, either, I might add!
  15. Had already begun counting down the hours till husband got home (4.5) when husband got home! And then left again less than 20 mins later!
  16. Pondering the meaning of the fact that the most exciting thing I have to tell my husband this evening will be about yard maintenance.
  17. 4yo just accused me of swiping a piece of his Halloween candy. The AUDACITY! I would NEVER do such a thing! Not within sight of him, sheesh.
  18. Headed over here: http://www.fairfaxcounty.go... to enjoy the weather. Pot roast in crock pot; should smell YUMMY when we get home!
  19. This evening has been brought to you by Wegmans version of double-stuf Oreos and cold, refreshing skim milk. (I'm a stress-eater.)
  20. And even if there were, YOU WOULD STILL HAVE TO EAT THEM. That's right, I'm the meanest mother EVER.