SublimeBedlam
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Headed to bed early. When I wake, voice will be back, cough will be gone & sinuses will no longer feel like exploding out my face. Right?
about 10 hours ago
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Convinced I have a fever, I keep taking my temperature. It is consistently 96.1 degrees. Um, I have the *opposite* of a fever? Wth?
about 11 hours ago
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"Look, some kinda bird. Let's kill it. You talkin' to me, b*tch?" Lol.
about 12 hours ago
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Oops. Last tweet was @.
about 13 hours ago
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That's exactly what we have all been getting over the past few days, + sore throat. And by 'getting over' I do mean 'passing back & forth'.
about 13 hours ago
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Just found 4yo hiding, QUIETLY, in the curtains. Pooping. Ya get what ya wish for, They say. BED TIME. NOW.
about 13 hours ago
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@ Yeah, that's what I meant, too. Play quietly. *ahem*
about 13 hours ago
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in reply to ModernMatriarch
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My kids are a joy and a gift, yes, I know, but if they could JUST STOP FIGHTING FOR 2 SECONDS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
about 13 hours ago
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Is 4:30 too early for dinner? We'd be on time for the 5:30 bedtime I have planned if we eat then. I JUST CAN'T FORESEE THE END OF THIS DAY.
about 15 hours ago
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@ Good point! I meant he's been climbing to the top of these things & TEETERING til I sprint to catch him as he falls/jumps off.
about 15 hours ago
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in reply to davemcknight
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Things Oliver has climbed today: stool, table, couch, chair, shelves, baby gate. TAKE A LOAD OFF, CHILD. Seriously.
about 15 hours ago
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Sunday doesn't feel like Sunday when you're the only parent. Feels more like OhgoodFordhowmanyhoursleftday. 'Cept with more spiked coffee.
about 17 hours ago
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About to embark on 7-hour-car ride through the night with 1 Sick child and 1 Feverishly Sick child. Don't feel so hot myself, either. WAHOO.
1:47 PM Nov 19th
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4yo baking monkey bread with his Oma. 2yo "napping." Husband on plane, returning from China. Good, good, good. :)
6:15 AM Nov 18th
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4yo gave 2yo a crumpled up coupon w/ instructions to "clean up before nap time." 2yo is wiping various things around house with said coupon.
5:40 AM Nov 18th
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10 years later, there is still NOTHING to do in Erie, Pennsylvania.
7:39 AM Nov 16th
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My mom, @, is on etsy!
7:17 AM Nov 16th
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Received purchase from Gap.com that included a sweater missing 4 of its 8 buttons. It was also sewn together partially inside-out. Wtf?
6:56 AM Nov 16th
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Ah, cloudy, rainy and freezing. Now THAT'S more like it, Dreary Erie.
6:53 AM Nov 16th
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@ I don't think your "Dave" sounds like "Steve." Your "peanuts," however, has always sounded like "penis" to me. Just fyi.
1:49 PM Nov 13th
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