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  1. Headed to bed early. When I wake, voice will be back, cough will be gone & sinuses will no longer feel like exploding out my face. Right? about 10 hours ago from web
  2. Convinced I have a fever, I keep taking my temperature. It is consistently 96.1 degrees. Um, I have the *opposite* of a fever? Wth? about 11 hours ago from web
  3. "Look, some kinda bird. Let's kill it. You talkin' to me, b*tch?" Lol. about 12 hours ago from web
  4. Oops. Last tweet was @ModernMatriarch. about 13 hours ago from web
  5. That's exactly what we have all been getting over the past few days, + sore throat. And by 'getting over' I do mean 'passing back & forth'. about 13 hours ago from web
  6. Just found 4yo hiding, QUIETLY, in the curtains. Pooping. Ya get what ya wish for, They say. BED TIME. NOW. about 13 hours ago from web
  7. @ModernMatriarch Yeah, that's what I meant, too. Play quietly. *ahem* about 13 hours ago from web in reply to ModernMatriarch
  8. My kids are a joy and a gift, yes, I know, but if they could JUST STOP FIGHTING FOR 2 SECONDS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? about 13 hours ago from web
  9. Is 4:30 too early for dinner? We'd be on time for the 5:30 bedtime I have planned if we eat then. I JUST CAN'T FORESEE THE END OF THIS DAY. about 15 hours ago from web
  10. @davemcknight Good point! I meant he's been climbing to the top of these things & TEETERING til I sprint to catch him as he falls/jumps off. about 15 hours ago from web in reply to davemcknight
  11. Things Oliver has climbed today: stool, table, couch, chair, shelves, baby gate. TAKE A LOAD OFF, CHILD. Seriously. about 15 hours ago from web
  12. Sunday doesn't feel like Sunday when you're the only parent. Feels more like OhgoodFordhowmanyhoursleftday. 'Cept with more spiked coffee. about 17 hours ago from web
  13. About to embark on 7-hour-car ride through the night with 1 Sick child and 1 Feverishly Sick child. Don't feel so hot myself, either. WAHOO. 1:47 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. 4yo baking monkey bread with his Oma. 2yo "napping." Husband on plane, returning from China. Good, good, good. :) 6:15 AM Nov 18th from web
  15. 4yo gave 2yo a crumpled up coupon w/ instructions to "clean up before nap time." 2yo is wiping various things around house with said coupon. 5:40 AM Nov 18th from web
  16. 10 years later, there is still NOTHING to do in Erie, Pennsylvania. 7:39 AM Nov 16th from web
  17. My mom, @etholimy, is on etsy! http://bit.ly/KAeoD 7:17 AM Nov 16th from web
  18. Received purchase from Gap.com that included a sweater missing 4 of its 8 buttons. It was also sewn together partially inside-out. Wtf? 6:56 AM Nov 16th from web
  19. Ah, cloudy, rainy and freezing. Now THAT'S more like it, Dreary Erie. 6:53 AM Nov 16th from web
  20. @davemcknight I don't think your "Dave" sounds like "Steve." Your "peanuts," however, has always sounded like "penis" to me. Just fyi. 1:49 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to davemcknight