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  1. If you were bitten by a zombie, how long would you have until you were infected? http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/zombie_bite 7:36 PM Nov 20th from web
  2. #followfriday I recommend @FreeRangeKids cause we are sheltering our kids to their detriment. Let's help our kids embrace life! 10:58 PM Nov 19th from web
  3. I have christened my duplex neighbors "Slammy and Slamela McStomper" 9:07 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  4. Has Facebook hidden the "Hide" application status/updates option? My god, that was one of the things that made it tolerable... 5:41 PM Nov 18th from web
  5. Best version *ever* of Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself" ♫ http://blip.fm/~gjdjq 1:45 PM Nov 18th from Blip.fm
  6. http://twitpic.com/q0xye - Question to my Future Self: Do you even own media anymore? 1:32 PM Nov 18th from TwitPic
  7. Want to be a better (technical, creative, etc.) writer? Read Understanding Comics by Scott McCloud. http://j.mp/9bgZt 12:45 PM Nov 18th from web
  8. What we can learn about software simplicity: your company's application vs. Apple's (or Google's) http://is.gd/4Yffu 12:35 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  9. Why Hollywood hates to take risks http://bit.ly/2JMyLN 10:46 PM Nov 15th from web
  10. Now I can't delete voice mails from my Helio Ocean... good thing I have <3 months left on my contract. Looking forward to a #Google #Android 1:33 PM Nov 13th from web
  11. Listening to streaming music at an Internet cafe is like getting a 4-yr old to pay attention to you when they're watching cartoons 1:28 PM Nov 13th from web
  12. Have 17,815 words under my belt for #NaNoWriMo 12:00 PM Nov 13th from web
  13. @ymiris @chiaslut it's not the size that's the prize, it's the meat in the tweets http://bit.ly/eC942 7:07 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to ymiris
  14. Tweeting for 2 years, 9 months, 4 weeks, 14 hours, 22 minutes, 20 seconds (January 18, 2007). How about you? http://bit.ly/eC942 11:08 AM Nov 12th from web
  15. Best answer when a child asks "what happens when people (or cats) die?" http://is.gd/4Tynm (from @Mom101) 11:07 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  16. Best email reply to a customer ever: Hard Rock Hotel Chicago http://is.gd/4TxGV 10:48 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  17. My Helio Ocean phone is crapping out now that I have < 3 months left on my 2-yr contract. Wishing for a #Google #Android 9:15 AM Nov 11th from web
  18. The world's best commercials http://ilovelocalcommercials.com/ 5:41 PM Nov 7th from web
  19. Incredibly realistic gameplay video of Heavy Rain http://bit.ly/63voB 8:03 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. @pvponline That guy in the speeding truck has met with an unfortunate accident involving ferrets and a bathtub... I mean, obviously 11:07 PM Oct 30th from TweetDeck in reply to pvponline